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marmar

(78,143 posts) Thu May 19, 2022, 08:37 PM May 2022

Man in ape mask used sledgehammer to rob laundromat, deputies say

ENGLEWOOD, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida man was arrested Tuesday for using a sledgehammer to steal over $800 from a laundromat.

The Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office said around 10:45 on May 8 Michael Justin Rowe, 32, and Taylor Marie Farrell, 34, went into a laundromat. Pictures show Rowe was wearing an ape mask and holding a sledgehammer.

Rowe used the sledgehammer to smash a coin change machine, taking about $800 from it, deputies said. ...........(more)

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-in-ape-mask-used-sledgehammer-to-rob-laundromat-deputies-say/

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Man in ape mask used sledgehammer to rob laundromat, deputies say (Original Post) marmar May 2022 OP

The right tool for the job....nt OAITW r.2.0 May 2022 #1

But the wrong slob. Prof. Toru Tanaka May 2022 #3

Obviously. He is good at breaking things. OAITW r.2.0 May 2022 #4

Why'd he even bother with the mask? Are they cosplayers? Grokenstein May 2022 #2

OAITW r.2.0

(28,893 posts)

1. The right tool for the job....nt

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Thu May 19, 2022, 08:49 PM

May 2022

Prof. Toru Tanaka

(2,379 posts)

3. But the wrong slob.

Reply to OAITW r.2.0 (Reply #1)

Sat May 21, 2022, 01:49 PM

May 2022

Since he likes sledgehammers so much, put him to work busting rocks in the prison yard. Preferably on a hot day.

OAITW r.2.0

(28,893 posts)

4. Obviously. He is good at breaking things.

Reply to Prof. Toru Tanaka (Reply #3)

Sat May 21, 2022, 09:06 PM

May 2022

He'd be excellent at breaking big things into little things,

Grokenstein

(5,869 posts)

2. Why'd he even bother with the mask? Are they cosplayers?

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Thu May 19, 2022, 08:52 PM

May 2022

Deputies found Farrell on May 11 after she dyed her hair blue. Deputies said she confessed to the crime. Rowe was identified as the other suspect after he was found to be the registered owner of the getaway vehicle.

Oh. Flaw'duh man, Flaw'dah man...

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