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marmar

(78,297 posts) Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:02 PM Feb 2021

Florida man caught masturbating in Walmart parking lot told cops he was 'lonely'

A man who was arrested for masturbating in the parking lot of a Florida Walmart told police he took matters into his own hands because he missed his girlfriend.

The indecent incident happened Wednesday in Vero Beach, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

Cops were called after a shopper noticed the suspect’s self-love session inside a Kia parked outside the store.

According to the tipster, the Walmart wanker had the driver’s side window down, and was performing the highly visible lewd act in broad daylight. ...............(more)

https://nypost.com/2021/02/19/florida-man-caught-masturbating-in-walmart-parking-lot/

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Florida man caught masturbating in Walmart parking lot told cops he was 'lonely' (Original Post) marmar Feb 2021 OP

By a lonely Walmart wall, I heard a young man bawling.... OnDoutside Feb 2021 #1

Ugh leftieNanner Feb 2021 #2

dude...get a room... dhill926 Feb 2021 #3

"Walmart wanker"... grilling some steaks and having a beer outside NoMoreRepugs Feb 2021 #4

hey, it's just a youthful indiscretion... getagrip_already Feb 2021 #5

Was his girlfriend inside WalMart buying lingerie ? magicarpet Feb 2021 #6

That's why I never shake hands with the greeters. dameatball Feb 2021 #7

In another store he could be kairos12 Feb 2021 #8

Ok, all that's missing from this totally Florida story is the open can of Natural Ice (Natty Ice) Mazeltov Cocktail Feb 2021 #9

Dude, the jerk store called... Blue Owl Feb 2021 #10

OnDoutside

(20,721 posts)

1. By a lonely Walmart wall, I heard a young man bawling....

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:04 PM

Feb 2021

leftieNanner

(15,893 posts)

2. Ugh

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:04 PM

Feb 2021

Why do they always look like that?

dhill926

(16,953 posts)

3. dude...get a room...

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:06 PM

Feb 2021

NoMoreRepugs

(11,059 posts)

4. "Walmart wanker"... grilling some steaks and having a beer outside

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:07 PM

Feb 2021

and had to spit out the beer. Hilarious.

getagrip_already

(17,634 posts)

5. hey, it's just a youthful indiscretion...

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Fri Feb 19, 2021, 08:07 PM

Feb 2021

who here hasn't yanked their wank in a wal-mart parking lot? Buehler? He is just a good ol' boy wronged by wimin folk.

{sarcasm for the quick to alert}