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47of74

(18,470 posts) Sun Mar 29, 2020, 03:34 PM Mar 2020

Florida (duh) Man ate bag of drugs "pulled from his butt"

Ah Florida Man whatever would we do without you?

For Jahrea Raheem Wallace, a desperate time allegedly called for a desperate measure.

The 25-year-old Floridian--seated in the rear of a police cruiser after being arrested following a 2:40 AM traffic stop--sought to dispose of some narcotics on his person, cops reported.

Well, actually, in his person.

According to an arrest affidavit, a vehicle cam captured Wallace last month “eating a bag of drugs he pulled from his butt.” Pictured at right, Wallace then “proceeds to eat the baggy with the drugs.”

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Florida (duh) Man ate bag of drugs "pulled from his butt" (Original Post) 47of74 Mar 2020 OP

at first I thought the Florida man could be Rush "oxycontin" Limbaugh DBoon Mar 2020 #1

Yeah don't picture that. 47of74 Mar 2020 #2

You folks do understand Chainfire Mar 2020 #3

Yes, it's where the Crazy move liberal N proud Mar 2020 #11

See, dude, the way this works is ... you remove the drugs from the bag first ... mr_lebowski Mar 2020 #4

We're about to find out C_U_L8R Mar 2020 #5

Y'all do know the reason we hear so much about Florida Man is because of the laws in the state mr_lebowski Mar 2020 #6

Thanks for not posting the picture, I'll respectfully decline from clicking on the link, Canoe52 Mar 2020 #7

Don't worry it's not that bad 47of74 Mar 2020 #10

Seems like that would be punishment enough. nt Laffy Kat Mar 2020 #8

Quoted during arraignment: "Damn, it smelled like butt and tasted like shit." 3Hotdogs Mar 2020 #9

DBoon

(23,249 posts)

1. at first I thought the Florida man could be Rush "oxycontin" Limbaugh

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2020, 03:35 PM

Mar 2020

47of74

(18,470 posts)

2. Yeah don't picture that.

Reply to DBoon (Reply #1)

Sun Mar 29, 2020, 03:36 PM

Mar 2020

Chainfire

(17,757 posts)

3. You folks do understand

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2020, 03:41 PM

Mar 2020

that most folks who live in Florida, are not FROM Florida, right?

liberal N proud

(60,998 posts)

11. Yes, it's where the Crazy move

Reply to Chainfire (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 30, 2020, 11:42 AM

Mar 2020

Florida has a high concentration of crazy

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)

4. See, dude, the way this works is ... you remove the drugs from the bag first ...

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2020, 03:41 PM

Mar 2020

That's kinda the idea of why you had them in a bag in the first place.

C_U_L8R

(45,833 posts)

5. We're about to find out

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2020, 03:44 PM

Mar 2020

if there's an endless supply of 'Florida Men'.

This virus may find them willing as well as delicious.

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)

6. Y'all do know the reason we hear so much about Florida Man is because of the laws in the state

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2020, 03:45 PM

Mar 2020

making the details of every arrest public, right?

Many states publicly report names and charges, but very few report the details like Florida does.

It's like a 'sunshine law'.

Or of course, in this case ... where the sun don't shine law.