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Related: About this forumYou Know What State Man reported glock stolen during orgy
Yeah that figuresIn the midst of a weekend-long orgy, a 9mm handgun was stolen from the host's bedroom, according to Florida police who are not confident in catching the thief since guests at the gathering were encouraged to use fake names.
As detailed in a Volusia County Sheriffs Office report, the 63-year-old victim told deputies that his Glock pistol turned up missing after last month's open house party at his residence in Deltona, a city 30 miles north of Orlando.
The victim, whose name is redacted from the police report, said that he hosted the orgy at the Deltona residence (seen below) from July 19 to July 21. The man added that the party was advertised on a gay social media site and that the theme of the party was anonymous sex.
Guests, the man said, were encouraged to come and go as they pleased during the weekend and were told to bring along any friends or acquaintances they desired, and guests were encouraged to utilize fictitious names, or use no name at all.
As detailed in a Volusia County Sheriffs Office report, the 63-year-old victim told deputies that his Glock pistol turned up missing after last month's open house party at his residence in Deltona, a city 30 miles north of Orlando.
The victim, whose name is redacted from the police report, said that he hosted the orgy at the Deltona residence (seen below) from July 19 to July 21. The man added that the party was advertised on a gay social media site and that the theme of the party was anonymous sex.
Guests, the man said, were encouraged to come and go as they pleased during the weekend and were told to bring along any friends or acquaintances they desired, and guests were encouraged to utilize fictitious names, or use no name at all.
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You Know What State Man reported glock stolen during orgy (Original Post)
47of74
Aug 2019
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dawg day
(7,947 posts)1. A weekend-long orgy?
And he's 63? You'd think he'd have had a heart attack... or maybe had another when he discovered the gun missing.
magicarpet
(17,232 posts)2. Candy dish at the front door area full of little blue pills...
(Viagra).....
Blue Owl
(55,012 posts)3. You might say he was glock-blocked
n/t
47of74
(18,470 posts)4. Yeah you might say that.
Initech
(102,814 posts)5. Ah, more of those responsible 2A owners!