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47of74

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Fri Jun 7, 2019, 11:03 AM Jun 2019

You can't bring your own machetes to an axe-throwing bar

Florida Woman found that out the hard way

ST. PETERSBURG — One cannot bring their own beer to a bar. Turns out, one also cannot bring their own machetes to an axe-throwing bar.

But that is not the only reason why Victoria Morley got in trouble last week, according to St. Petersburg police.

The 54-year-old transient was brandishing a machete in each hand when she showed up at St. Pete Axe & Ale at about 7:30 p.m. on May 31, police said.

She started scraping the blades together and told the crowd that “she had killed over 100 people with those machetes,” according to her arrest report.
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You can't bring your own machetes to an axe-throwing bar (Original Post) 47of74 Jun 2019 OP
Axe and Ale 3Hotdogs Jun 2019 #1
Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room! Aristus Jun 2019 #2
Even if you're a card-carrying dismember? Blue Owl Jun 2019 #3
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