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47of74

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Thu Dec 6, 2018, 09:26 PM Dec 2018

Toilet brush incident lands serial masturbator in hospital followed by jail.

And no, this was not Florida. For once.

A man with a history of exposing himself in public was arrested after cops found him masturbating in front of women at a Paramus doctor’s office, authorities said Wednesday.

Brian Bates — or, as he might be referred to if he were on “Downton Abbey,” Master Bates — was charged with criminal open lewdness for the Friday incident at a Ridgewood Avenue office, according to borough police Chief Kenneth Ehrenberg. Officers went to the medical office for a report of a man exposing himself to patients.

“Upon police arrival, officers found Bates in the bathroom with the door open while masturbating and simultaneously attempting to penetrate his anus with the handle of the toilet bowl scrubber,” Ehrenberg said in a statement.

Bates was taken to New Bridge Medical Center for evaluation after being booked at police headquarters, authorities said.


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Toilet brush incident lands serial masturbator in hospital followed by jail. (Original Post) 47of74 Dec 2018 OP
"And no, this was not Florida. For once." Haggis for Breakfast Dec 2018 #1
Best part of the story Autumn Dec 2018 #2
I'm STILL in a state of shock. Haggis for Breakfast Dec 2018 #3
yeah me too 47of74 Dec 2018 #6
I was sure they were wrong and it was Florida so I looked twice. Autumn Dec 2018 #7
I was going to say: New Jersey? That's the most Florida headline in history! Aristus Dec 2018 #4
"Master Bates" Duppers Dec 2018 #5
Join the crusade against masturbation! trusty elf Dec 2018 #8
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