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Related: About this forumToilet brush incident lands serial masturbator in hospital followed by jail.
And no, this was not Florida. For once.
A man with a history of exposing himself in public was arrested after cops found him masturbating in front of women at a Paramus doctors office, authorities said Wednesday.
Brian Bates or, as he might be referred to if he were on Downton Abbey, Master Bates was charged with criminal open lewdness for the Friday incident at a Ridgewood Avenue office, according to borough police Chief Kenneth Ehrenberg. Officers went to the medical office for a report of a man exposing himself to patients.
Upon police arrival, officers found Bates in the bathroom with the door open while masturbating and simultaneously attempting to penetrate his anus with the handle of the toilet bowl scrubber, Ehrenberg said in a statement.
Bates was taken to New Bridge Medical Center for evaluation after being booked at police headquarters, authorities said.
Brian Bates or, as he might be referred to if he were on Downton Abbey, Master Bates was charged with criminal open lewdness for the Friday incident at a Ridgewood Avenue office, according to borough police Chief Kenneth Ehrenberg. Officers went to the medical office for a report of a man exposing himself to patients.
Upon police arrival, officers found Bates in the bathroom with the door open while masturbating and simultaneously attempting to penetrate his anus with the handle of the toilet bowl scrubber, Ehrenberg said in a statement.
Bates was taken to New Bridge Medical Center for evaluation after being booked at police headquarters, authorities said.
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Toilet brush incident lands serial masturbator in hospital followed by jail. (Original Post)
47of74
Dec 2018
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Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)1. "And no, this was not Florida. For once."
Autumn
(46,827 posts)2. Best part of the story
Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)3. I'm STILL in a state of shock.
47of74
(18,470 posts)6. yeah me too
Autumn
(46,827 posts)7. I was sure they were wrong and it was Florida so I looked twice.
Aristus
(68,780 posts)4. I was going to say: New Jersey? That's the most Florida headline in history!
Duppers
(28,260 posts)5. "Master Bates"
That's a Blue Ribbon Wacko award.
trusty elf
(7,483 posts)8. Join the crusade against masturbation!