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47of74

(18,470 posts) Sat Nov 24, 2018, 06:18 PM Nov 2018

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Chinese teenager stuck a USB cord in his private parts and needed surgery to get it out

Someone else learned the hard way not to stick cords up there

For reasons yet unknown, a Chinese boy stuck a USB cable up his penis, which wound itself into a knot (the cord, not the penis), and required surgery to remove.

The 13-year-old from China’s Heilongjiang province was taken to a hospital last month, according to Singapore’s Strait Times, presumably because he couldn’t pull the cable out. How? Why? I have questions!

Apparently, the teenager cut off one side of the USB connecter before inserting it into his urethra, thank god. It measured 10 centimeters-long, and had reached his bladder, causing blood to appear in his urine, doctors said.

The Times reports that he did it all “out of curiosity.”

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Chinese teenager stuck a USB cord in his private parts and needed surgery to get it out (Original Post) 47of74 Nov 2018 OP

You can't fix stupid vlyons Nov 2018 #1

He's awfully young for being worried about his battery needing to be recharged. skylucy Nov 2018 #2

Quote from the boy, during surgery to remove the device.... 3Hotdogs Nov 2018 #3

This should brighten his day: LastLiberal in PalmSprings Nov 2018 #4

what's the big idea? Javaman Nov 2018 #6

Mom used to say, "Cheer up, it could be worse." So I cheered up, and sure enough, it got worse. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Nov 2018 #7

um, Hello, is this the superintendent? I have, ah, um, a light bulb that ah, needs to be removed nt Javaman Nov 2018 #8

Makes me think of the Jackass skit Victor_c3 Dec 2018 #12

"causing blood to appear in his urine" he was still able to pee????? nt Javaman Nov 2018 #5

Now I can download porn directly to my penis. Downtown Hound Nov 2018 #9

Did he put it in wrong side up first and then have to turn it over? FSogol Nov 2018 #10

Just glad no one posted a pic of it *cringes JuJuYoshida Nov 2018 #11

In the boy's defense, there was no warning tag on the USB cable. Kaleva Dec 2018 #13

Now, this surgery...they just cut your dick off so you won't do it again, right? jmowreader Dec 2018 #14

vlyons

(10,252 posts)

1. You can't fix stupid

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 06:20 PM

Nov 2018

nt

skylucy

(3,876 posts)

2. He's awfully young for being worried about his battery needing to be recharged.

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 06:28 PM

Nov 2018

3Hotdogs

(13,706 posts)

3. Quote from the boy, during surgery to remove the device....

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 09:08 PM

Nov 2018

"All in all, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

LastLiberal in PalmSprings

(13,019 posts)

4. This should brighten his day:

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sat Nov 24, 2018, 10:39 PM

Nov 2018

Javaman

(63,221 posts)

6. what's the big idea?

Reply to LastLiberal in PalmSprings (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 26, 2018, 09:38 AM

Nov 2018

sorry, couldn't resist.

LastLiberal in PalmSprings

(13,019 posts)

7. Mom used to say, "Cheer up, it could be worse." So I cheered up, and sure enough, it got worse.

Reply to Javaman (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 26, 2018, 11:12 AM

Nov 2018

Javaman

(63,221 posts)

8. um, Hello, is this the superintendent? I have, ah, um, a light bulb that ah, needs to be removed nt

Reply to LastLiberal in PalmSprings (Reply #7)

Mon Nov 26, 2018, 11:41 AM

Nov 2018

Victor_c3

(3,557 posts)

12. Makes me think of the Jackass skit

Reply to LastLiberal in PalmSprings (Reply #4)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 11:26 AM

Dec 2018

They made Ryan Dunn (I think it was him?) put a toy car up his ass and then they had him go to the doctors office to get an x-ray

Javaman

(63,221 posts)

5. "causing blood to appear in his urine" he was still able to pee????? nt

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2018, 09:38 AM

Nov 2018

Downtown Hound

(12,618 posts)

9. Now I can download porn directly to my penis.

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 08:44 PM

Nov 2018

FSogol

(46,907 posts)

10. Did he put it in wrong side up first and then have to turn it over?

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2018, 10:18 PM

Nov 2018

That happens to me every damn time with usb plugs. You think once I would get it right.

JuJuYoshida

(2,253 posts)

11. Just glad no one posted a pic of it *cringes

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2018, 04:45 PM

Nov 2018

Kaleva

(38,732 posts)

13. In the boy's defense, there was no warning tag on the USB cable.

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sun Dec 16, 2018, 10:03 PM

Dec 2018

jmowreader

(51,696 posts)

14. Now, this surgery...they just cut your dick off so you won't do it again, right?

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2018, 04:00 AM

Dec 2018

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