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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Tue Apr 17, 2018, 08:04 PM Apr 2018

(Guess) man busted wearing novelty underoos

Florida Man strikes again

A Florida Man arrested early Thursday on a drunk driving charge was in his underwear behind the wheel, according to cops who noted that the suspect’s drawers were imprinted with the word “breathalyzer” and the phrase “blow here,” which was “near his genitals.”

After spotting a Dodge pickup truck weaving on a Port St. Lucie highway around 3 AM, a cop pulled the vehicle over outside a Best Western hotel, according to an arrest affidavit.

The driver, Daryle Lee Campbell, was handcuffed due to his “furtive actions and for officer safety.” Campbell, 54, had been spotted throwing a “black object” from his truck, though the item was not recovered by police.

During questioning, Campbell claimed that he was en route to help a friend who had a flat tire. Campbell--barefoot and in his underwear--seemed jittery, was unsteady on his feet, and appeared “under the influence of a stimulant,” the affidavit notes. After Campbell declined to perform field sobriety tests, he was arrested on a DUI charge.
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(Guess) man busted wearing novelty underoos (Original Post) 47of74 Apr 2018 OP
Where was his MAGA hat? RainCaster Apr 2018 #1
How DARE you call us the deep south! ;) ExciteBike66 Apr 2018 #2
Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Initech Apr 2018 #3
My mental model for Flor-I-Duh Mopar151 Apr 2018 #4

ExciteBike66

(2,658 posts)
2. How DARE you call us the deep south! ;)
Wed Apr 18, 2018, 04:15 AM
Apr 2018

Being from the North, I like to explain it this way: When you travel to Florida, you go so far South that you end up back North.

Here in Orlando I know waaaaay more people from New York then I do native Floridians.

Mopar151

(10,194 posts)
4. My mental model for Flor-I-Duh
Wed Apr 18, 2018, 12:45 PM
Apr 2018

is that it's the collection jar for America's surgical drains and "shunts"

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