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Florida Man strikes againA Florida Man arrested early Thursday on a drunk driving charge was in his underwear behind the wheel, according to cops who noted that the suspects drawers were imprinted with the word breathalyzer and the phrase blow here, which was near his genitals.
After spotting a Dodge pickup truck weaving on a Port St. Lucie highway around 3 AM, a cop pulled the vehicle over outside a Best Western hotel, according to an arrest affidavit.
The driver, Daryle Lee Campbell, was handcuffed due to his furtive actions and for officer safety. Campbell, 54, had been spotted throwing a black object from his truck, though the item was not recovered by police.
During questioning, Campbell claimed that he was en route to help a friend who had a flat tire. Campbell--barefoot and in his underwear--seemed jittery, was unsteady on his feet, and appeared under the influence of a stimulant, the affidavit notes. After Campbell declined to perform field sobriety tests, he was arrested on a DUI charge.
After spotting a Dodge pickup truck weaving on a Port St. Lucie highway around 3 AM, a cop pulled the vehicle over outside a Best Western hotel, according to an arrest affidavit.
The driver, Daryle Lee Campbell, was handcuffed due to his furtive actions and for officer safety. Campbell, 54, had been spotted throwing a black object from his truck, though the item was not recovered by police.
During questioning, Campbell claimed that he was en route to help a friend who had a flat tire. Campbell--barefoot and in his underwear--seemed jittery, was unsteady on his feet, and appeared under the influence of a stimulant, the affidavit notes. After Campbell declined to perform field sobriety tests, he was arrested on a DUI charge.
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47of74
Apr 2018
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RainCaster
(11,733 posts)1. Where was his MAGA hat?
The deep south is such a fine place
ExciteBike66
(2,658 posts)2. How DARE you call us the deep south! ;)
Being from the North, I like to explain it this way: When you travel to Florida, you go so far South that you end up back North.
Here in Orlando I know waaaaay more people from New York then I do native Floridians.
Initech
(102,820 posts)3. Yeah I was wondering the same thing!
Mopar151
(10,194 posts)4. My mental model for Flor-I-Duh
is that it's the collection jar for America's surgical drains and "shunts"