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47of74

(18,470 posts) Tue Mar 20, 2018, 09:14 PM Mar 2018

Captain Dickhead has been arested!

Yeah, he's a resident of that state.

A Florida man was arrested early yesterday after telling police that his name was “Captain Dickhead.”

Cops responding to a 1:45 AM disturbance at a residence in Sebastian encountered Pamela Alonge, who apologized for arguing loudly with her boyfriend in the home’s backyard.

When asked multiple times to identify himself, the boyfriend refused and was “being evasive and argumentative with officers at the scene,” according to an arrest affidavit.

After cops handcuffed the man, they took one more shot at extracting a name from him. “At which time he said his name was ‘Captain Dickhead,’” an officer reported.

Begs the question...is he any relation to Captain Dork?

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Captain Dickhead has been arested! (Original Post) 47of74 Mar 2018 OP

Darn you got my hopes up MaryMagdaline Mar 2018 #1

Lol sorry. 47of74 Mar 2018 #2

So true! MaryMagdaline Mar 2018 #4

Does this mean they were arresting their Superior Officer? NBachers Mar 2018 #3

that video clip... Victor_c3 Mar 2018 #5

I was thinking about that clip when I visited beaches in Florida earlier this month. 47of74 Mar 2018 #6

MaryMagdaline

(7,926 posts)

1. Darn you got my hopes up

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Tue Mar 20, 2018, 09:16 PM

Mar 2018

47of74

(18,470 posts)

2. Lol sorry.

Reply to MaryMagdaline (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 20, 2018, 11:12 PM

Mar 2018

Of course the orange shitstain would never settle for being a mere Captain. If it was him he'd be God-Emperor Grand Admiral Dickhead.

MaryMagdaline

(7,926 posts)

4. So true!

Reply to 47of74 (Reply #2)

Wed Mar 21, 2018, 04:17 PM

Mar 2018

NBachers

(18,226 posts)

3. Does this mean they were arresting their Superior Officer?

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Wed Mar 21, 2018, 12:13 AM

Mar 2018

Victor_c3

(3,557 posts)

5. that video clip...

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 03:27 PM

Mar 2018

When I was a kid, my dad actually did that to himself when we went to the beach.

He wrote my mom’s name and drew s big heart on his chest / stomache. My mother wasn’t completely amused by it. On the other hand, as a 12-year-old, I was impressed.

47of74

(18,470 posts)

6. I was thinking about that clip when I visited beaches in Florida earlier this month.

Reply to Victor_c3 (Reply #5)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 06:17 PM

Mar 2018

My sister and brother in law live in Davenport, which is near Orlando. About the center of the state. I stayed near them. First full day there I drove out to Clearwater and visited the beach there. It was too cold and windy that day to go shirtless. Last full day I went with sister and brother in law out east to the Atlantic coast. A bit nicer out that day but I still didn't go shirtless on the beach we visited.

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