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Related: About this forumSuspected drug dealer who refused to poo for 46 DAYS released... on bail
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/03/07/man_who_refused_to_poo_for_almost_seven_weeks_released_from_prison/A suspected drug dealer's bowels have won out over Essex cops after he was released from custody by resisting the urge to poo for 46 days.
Lamarr Chambers, 24, was arrested in the UK town of Harlow, in Essex, on 17 January for failing to stop his car and on suspicion of intent to supply Class A drugs, which cops believed he had swallowed.
A court granted police the right to hold him until he passed the drugs but Chambers decided to do some holding of his own.
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Eventually, after almost seven weeks of self-enforced constipation, Chambers was released on bail and sent straight to hospital in a police car with a medical professional at his side.
How in TF can you avoid defecating for 46 days?!!
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Suspected drug dealer who refused to poo for 46 DAYS released... on bail (Original Post)
steve2470
Mar 2018
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That is taking being full of s**t to a whole new level. It is a good thing he did not
appleannie1943
Mar 2018
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DetlefK
(16,518 posts)1. To quote Barney Stinson:
appleannie1943
(1,303 posts)2. That is taking being full of s**t to a whole new level. It is a good thing he did not
get a cold. A cough could have been a disaster.
magicarpet
(17,235 posts)3. Come on..... Somebody rec this... Where's that ten ft pole ?
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Still, it's a weird story.
denbot
(9,915 posts)5. One up of coffee..
With any luck no bystanders would be knocked down by the blast..