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(18,470 posts) Fri Aug 18, 2017, 05:31 PM Aug 2017

(Guess) Man tells cops the Illuminati made him steal from K-Mart

Yeah, Florida Man has been busy this week

A Florida man arrested yesterday for stealing items from a Kmart told police that the “Illuminati made me do it.”

Brian Isola, 30, was busted Thursday morning for allegedly trying to boost items worth $320 from a store in Vero Beach.

After reportedly being caught in the act by a patrolman, Isola initially blamed his travails on the Illuminati, the shadowy international organization that runs the world in conjunction with the Rockefellers, George Soros, the Bilderberg Group, and Jay-Z.