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Related: About this forumArkansas Man Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Neighbors' Donkeys
No, this was not Florida. This was Florida Man's cousin Arkansas Man at work.
The Whitakers had previously told police that they have had problems with people harassing their animals for the past three years. When no trespassing signs didnt work, the couple set up a camera to photograph intruders, according to local station KFSM.
The photos, which were turned over to police, showed a man placing a bag over one donkeys head and then rubbing his pelvis against the animals rear, according to ArkansasMatters.com.
The Whitakers also photographed the same man with the donkeys on July 5 and 6. Police said the pictures showed the man ― later identified as Compton ― feeding a donkey from a bread bag while rubbing his pelvis against the animal.
madaboutharry
(41,471 posts)Glamrock
(11,995 posts)My guitarist's lady is a probation officer. She had to deal with him once. His probie was on vacation.
http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/lake/lowell/man-with-history-of-abusing-animals-charged-again/article_ebcf2dea-adaa-533a-8672-1ac07fd8255f.html
Be sure to scroll back up and check out his picture. You look at him and go, "yeah..... yeah. This guy's definitely the duckfucker. "
Botany
(72,922 posts)not the 1st person to get excited over a piece of ass.
Laffy Kat
(16,546 posts)There's an ass joke in there somewhere, I'm too sleepy to pursue. Wish this wasn't the last thing I read before falling asleep.
Lucky Luciano
(11,550 posts)TEB
(13,947 posts)Hope he wasn't rude and complimented the donkey hey nice ass.
Sneederbunk
(15,556 posts)Response to Sneederbunk (Reply #4)
Glamrock This message was self-deleted by its author.
Marcuse
(8,079 posts)Like using "Democrat" as an adjective.
wasupaloopa
(4,516 posts)FM123
(10,165 posts)Aristus
(68,885 posts)When they run out of sisters and daughters and cousins, they have to pick on poor helpless livestock?
TEB
(13,947 posts)PETA SVU
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)You are in violation of ass-coveting