(You KNOW what state) man shoots self in his reproductive organs.

Here comes Florida Man, roaring back to life!

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A Jacksonville man accidentally shot himself in the penis early Friday morning when he sat on a gun in the driver's seat of his car, police said.

The 38-year-old man was taken to Memorial Hospital by a woman, who told police that the man was sitting in his Nissan Altima by himself and came into their home on Freedom Crossing Trail in a panic and ran straight to the bathroom.

She said she followed him and saw that he had a gunshot wound to his penis, so she took him to the hospital, where he underwent surgery.

It's possible he will be facing charges for possessing a firearm, because he is a convicted felon.
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To quote David Spade in Tommy Boy, "Oooh, that will ruin his weekend!"

I got this