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Related: About this forumMan in trouble for getting oral at a Mickey D's
And no, this did not take place in, nor was the man from, Florida.
Meet Conrad Jablecki.
The 30-year-old Maryland man has been charged with indecent exposure and open lewdness after he engaged in oral sex with a woman in the dining room of a Pennsylvania McDonalds, cops report.
According to investigators, Jablecki and a woman--who has yet to be apprehended--trysted publicly on a Thursday afternoon in March. A McDonalds worker spotted the duos illicit activity and chased them from the restaurant in York (pictured below).
Jablecki, who lives about 40 miles south of the McDonalds, was charged Monday in a District Court criminal complaint. Jableckis rap sheet includes convictions this year for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct. In 2012, Jablecki was sentenced to 60 days in jail and placed on probation for two years in connection with charges that he exposed himself to a woman and her five-year-old daughter on a Maryland beach.
The 30-year-old Maryland man has been charged with indecent exposure and open lewdness after he engaged in oral sex with a woman in the dining room of a Pennsylvania McDonalds, cops report.
According to investigators, Jablecki and a woman--who has yet to be apprehended--trysted publicly on a Thursday afternoon in March. A McDonalds worker spotted the duos illicit activity and chased them from the restaurant in York (pictured below).
Jablecki, who lives about 40 miles south of the McDonalds, was charged Monday in a District Court criminal complaint. Jableckis rap sheet includes convictions this year for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct. In 2012, Jablecki was sentenced to 60 days in jail and placed on probation for two years in connection with charges that he exposed himself to a woman and her five-year-old daughter on a Maryland beach.
Looks like the cops and Mickey D's employees weren't lovin' it.
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Man in trouble for getting oral at a Mickey D's (Original Post)
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May 2017
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ret5hd
(21,320 posts)1. Alternative Headline:
"Man Arrested After Giving Actual Nutrition At McDonalds"
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)3. Well done
customerserviceguy
(25,197 posts)4. I guess there are two forms
of Secret Sauce!
And when the prosecutor drops the charges, it will be because he "deserved a break today"!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)2. I bet
He was "Lovin' It"
JudyM
(29,537 posts)5. Well, she said she wanted a Big Mac...