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Related: About this forumNew Jersey man busted after wearing plastic wrap bikini to the beach.
From New JerseyA 59-year-old Stafford Township man was charged with lewdness after allegedly wearing a bikini he fashioned out of plastic wrap on a Long Beach Island beach.
The Beach Haven Police Department launched an investigation into alleged lewdness on the Ocean Street beach that was reported by several eyewitnesses, the police department announced in a Facebook post Wednesday.
As a result of the subsequent investigation, police determined that Stephen Wojciehowski, 59, of the Cedar Run section of Stafford Township, spent two days on the beach "wearing a homemade, clear plastic wrap bikini, where his genitals were clearly exposed and observed" by other people on the public beach, police said in the post.
Wojciehowski was arrested on Monday and charged with lewdness.
The Beach Haven Police Department launched an investigation into alleged lewdness on the Ocean Street beach that was reported by several eyewitnesses, the police department announced in a Facebook post Wednesday.
As a result of the subsequent investigation, police determined that Stephen Wojciehowski, 59, of the Cedar Run section of Stafford Township, spent two days on the beach "wearing a homemade, clear plastic wrap bikini, where his genitals were clearly exposed and observed" by other people on the public beach, police said in the post.
Wojciehowski was arrested on Monday and charged with lewdness.
Plastic wrap? Wouldn't that...ahem...stick?
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47of74
Oct 2016
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shenmue
(38,538 posts)1. You say that like it's a bad thing
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)2. After two days
You bet your ass it would stick.
MADem
(135,425 posts)3. Good heavens, he looks like a senator or judge with that head of hair....
Can't judge a kinky little book by its cover, can ya?