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Related: About this forumOhio "Gorilla" Busted, Lands Behind Bars
Is there something in the water there?
AUGUST 23--An erratic Ohio man who was acting like a gorilla and masturbating on the sidewalk is facing a disorderly conduct charge, according to police.
Responding to 911 calls about a pair of white males running around the lot taking off their clothes, Warren City Police Department cops Friday morning encountered Timothy Cook, 32, who reportedly had been growling and punching the cement.
Cook, a witness told officers, had entered a state motor vehicles office and began waving his arms around. He then exited the building and began masturbating on the sidewalk, according to a police report.
When a cop subsequently approached Cook, the suspect was sweating profusely and acting like a gorilla. Cook, an officer noted, was squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop and jumping up and down screaming noncoherently.
Responding to 911 calls about a pair of white males running around the lot taking off their clothes, Warren City Police Department cops Friday morning encountered Timothy Cook, 32, who reportedly had been growling and punching the cement.
Cook, a witness told officers, had entered a state motor vehicles office and began waving his arms around. He then exited the building and began masturbating on the sidewalk, according to a police report.
When a cop subsequently approached Cook, the suspect was sweating profusely and acting like a gorilla. Cook, an officer noted, was squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop and jumping up and down screaming noncoherently.
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Ohio "Gorilla" Busted, Lands Behind Bars (Original Post)
47of74
Aug 2016
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Old and In the Way
(37,540 posts)1. Anyone know his posting name at FR? nt
GoDawgs
(267 posts)2. Guy thinks he's a Gorilla so he spanks his monkey? WhattheHell?
This is why folks need to lay off of the flakka and/or bath salts.
FSogol
(47,068 posts)3. LOL, oh Bath Salts, is there no end to your hijinks?
Initech
(103,104 posts)4. Florida Man's cousin?