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Related: About this forumMan accused of trying to have intercourse with a van
And it wasn't Florida either. Ohio, this time.
When police arrived in the area, they said they found a man walking, wearing black gym shorts and shoes. The man, identified as Michael Henson, appeared to be intoxicated, the report said.
Officers put him in the back of a police car and spoke with the woman who called police. She told them she saw the man standing near a parked van. She went on to explain she saw Henson pull his shorts down and place his genitals in the front grill of the van.
The woman said he did this for a while then appeared to pass out in a nearby yard. That's when she called police.
Henson was arrested for public indecency and is now in the Montgomery County Jail.
Officers put him in the back of a police car and spoke with the woman who called police. She told them she saw the man standing near a parked van. She went on to explain she saw Henson pull his shorts down and place his genitals in the front grill of the van.
The woman said he did this for a while then appeared to pass out in a nearby yard. That's when she called police.
Henson was arrested for public indecency and is now in the Montgomery County Jail.
No word if this was a van down by the river.
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Man accused of trying to have intercourse with a van (Original Post)
47of74
Aug 2016
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liberal N proud
(61,013 posts)1. I bet the guy was wearing g a Make America Great Again hat
47of74
(18,470 posts)5. IKR
I'm getting a horrible mental image right about now that is going to take a case or two of beer to wash away.
MADem
(135,425 posts)2. This is an actual fetish. I never knew this; I learned it on DU
a few years back-LOL!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanophilia
47of74
(18,470 posts)9. Yeah you learn all manner of useful things on DU.
8 track mind
(1,638 posts)3. you know, i love my rat rod van
But not THAT damn much
47of74
(18,470 posts)7. And I <3 my car.
But not anywhere near that much.
shenmue
(38,538 posts)4. Love is strange
d_r
(6,908 posts)6. Baby you can screw my car
if you want to go that far
GoDawgs
(267 posts)8. I was going to rec this post,
but does it put me on (yet another) pree-vert list?
Nevermind. Too late