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Related: About this forumGeorgia Man Arrested For Illicit Encounter With Goat
The Smoking Gun decided to accede to reader demands and share the story of the Georgia Goatfucker with the world.
The victim, a police spokesman told TSG, was a white in color female goat.
The accused is Freddie Wadsworth, a 65-year-old resident of Douglasville, a city about 35 miles northwest of Atlanta. He is the owner of the white goat.
According to the Paulding County Sheriffs Office, two witnesses reported spotting Wadsworth in communion with the goat last Friday morning. The witnesses live in a home across the street from Wadsworth's property.
Upon spotting the illicit coupling, one of the witnesses called 911 to report that a male was having intercourse with a goat, said Sergeant Ashley Henson.
The accused is Freddie Wadsworth, a 65-year-old resident of Douglasville, a city about 35 miles northwest of Atlanta. He is the owner of the white goat.
According to the Paulding County Sheriffs Office, two witnesses reported spotting Wadsworth in communion with the goat last Friday morning. The witnesses live in a home across the street from Wadsworth's property.
Upon spotting the illicit coupling, one of the witnesses called 911 to report that a male was having intercourse with a goat, said Sergeant Ashley Henson.
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Georgia Man Arrested For Illicit Encounter With Goat (Original Post)
47of74
Aug 2016
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meow2u3
(24,968 posts)1. But you screw one goat!
Couldn't resist.
randr
(12,511 posts)2. All I want to know is what religion he professes to follow
BAAAAptist??
packman
(16,296 posts)3. I talked to Freddie Wadsworth on the phone
He said, "I farmed a rocky , 40 acre scrub and brought in bumper crops. But did they call me Freddie The Farmer. Hell NO.
Then I built a barn with wood I chopped down and hued and milled. Took me 5 years but did they call me Freddy the Carpenter. Hell , NO.
Then I painted a masterpiece presently hanging in the Metropolitan Museum of Art, but did they call me Freddy the Artist? Hell, NO
But fuck a goat just once....."
Kaleva
(38,808 posts)4. More evidence that shows why aliens have blacklisted humans.
Once we have evolved past fucking goats in our front yard, we may be welcomed into the galactic community.
47of74
(18,470 posts)5. And told Orange Hitler to go back to his golf course too.