JUNE 9--A tipsy Tennessee man arrested last month for drunk driving told cops that he needed to retrieve a key from his automobile so that he would be able to unlock a “chastity belt that was attached to his penis,” according to court records.

In addition to the chastity belt, Curtis Eidam, 35, was wearing a “little skirt” and “some kind of red mesh see-through hose,” according to an arrest report which also noted that the suspect had a ribbon tied in his goatee.

Upon being taken into custody, Eidam told Sergeant Dennis Smith that “he would need a key from the vehicle he was operating.” Eidam, Smith added, then “went on to explain the key fit a chastity belt that was attached to his penis.”

A second cop retrieved the key from Eidam’s vehicle and subsequently gave it to personnel at the Anderson County lockup. Sadly, the court filing does not chronicle how jailers handled Eidam’s chastity belt, nor is the device further described.