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Related: About this forumMan Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
CHACHOENGSAO It was less than a good morning for Atthaporn Boonmakchuay today. Not after a python slithered out of his squat toilet, bit his penis and refused to let go.
Atthaporn, who just regained consciousness, spoke from his hospital bed Wednesday afternoon to recount the ordeal he experienced in the bathroom of his home east of Bangkok in Chachoengsao province, which hed entered for his morning routine of a shower and protracted bowel movement.
Atthaporn said he had just squatted over his toilet for his usual 30 minutes of morning business, according to Khon Khao Bang Pakong, when the python rose from the depths to fasten its jaws around the end of his penis.
As his wife Sawittree Shooyoung would tell Thairath, thats when she heard him scream for help and call for a rope. Entering the bathroom, Sawittree found her bleeding husband fighting with the nearly 4-meter long python. She gave him the rope as requested.
http://www.khaosodenglish.com/detail.php?newsid=1464165135
Atthaporn, who just regained consciousness, spoke from his hospital bed Wednesday afternoon to recount the ordeal he experienced in the bathroom of his home east of Bangkok in Chachoengsao province, which hed entered for his morning routine of a shower and protracted bowel movement.
Atthaporn said he had just squatted over his toilet for his usual 30 minutes of morning business, according to Khon Khao Bang Pakong, when the python rose from the depths to fasten its jaws around the end of his penis.
As his wife Sawittree Shooyoung would tell Thairath, thats when she heard him scream for help and call for a rope. Entering the bathroom, Sawittree found her bleeding husband fighting with the nearly 4-meter long python. She gave him the rope as requested.
http://www.khaosodenglish.com/detail.php?newsid=1464165135
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Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python (Original Post)
muriel_volestrangler
May 2016
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Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)1. Okay, that's it
NO MORE ACID FOR ME!
packman
(16,296 posts)2. No matter what happens to me today
I AM NOT GOING TO complain.
Hoppy
(3,595 posts)3. As easier way to have dislodged a python or Boa, is soaking a cloth with ammonia
And putting it next to the animal's mouth.
Kaleva
(38,808 posts)5. A 12 gauge shotgun also works
Kaleva
(38,808 posts)4. For a bit, he was the world's most well endowed man.