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Related: About this forumGod told a South Carolina woman to crash into Wal-Mart
The Almighty has been busy lately;
A South Carolina woman who last night crashed her car into a Walmart told police that God told her to do it, adding that the rapture was nigh.
According to police, Crystal Marshall, 34, intentionally drove her 2007 Ford Focus into the Walmart in Camden, a city 35 miles east of Columbia. Surveillance footage shows Marshall driving in the parking lot before she turned and plowed directly into the building.
When officers arrived on the scene around 8:30 PM, Marshall was standing in the middle of a crowd screaming and causing a disturbance.
Asked what happened, Marshall began to speak of how the rapture was coming, a patrolman reported. The suspect added that, God told her to do it, police noted.
According to police, Crystal Marshall, 34, intentionally drove her 2007 Ford Focus into the Walmart in Camden, a city 35 miles east of Columbia. Surveillance footage shows Marshall driving in the parking lot before she turned and plowed directly into the building.
When officers arrived on the scene around 8:30 PM, Marshall was standing in the middle of a crowd screaming and causing a disturbance.
Asked what happened, Marshall began to speak of how the rapture was coming, a patrolman reported. The suspect added that, God told her to do it, police noted.
I thought of this right away...
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God told a South Carolina woman to crash into Wal-Mart (Original Post)
47of74
Apr 2016
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liberal N proud
(61,000 posts)1. I have always wanted to duplicate that
47of74
(18,470 posts)3. Duplicate what?
A) Crashing your car into a Wally-World?
B) Filling up blow up dolls with helium and letting them float away?
C) Running into traffic while exclaiming the rapture had arrived?
Inquiring minds wanna know...
liberal N proud
(61,000 posts)4. Helium dolls
Find a fund church and release them as they are leaving service.
47of74
(18,470 posts)5. lol cool
csziggy
(34,189 posts)6. Like this?
Adsos Letter
(19,459 posts)2. That whacky God.
A real trickster, that one.