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Related: About this forumSeattle Police Are on the Lookout for the "Masked Masturbator"
Ninja Masturbators!Seattle police are seeking the public’s help in identifying a suspected serial masturbator who publicly pleasures himself while disguising his identity with a makeshift ninja outfit.
Cops first learned of the masked pervert in January, after a woman called 911 to report that a man was “masturbating outside the front door of her home.” Cops responding to the scene were unable to locate the suspect.
Last month, a night vision camera outside the woman’s residence recorded the suspect again pleasuring himself next to the front door. As seen above and below, the surveillance images--which captured the masked masturbator in the act--show him dressed head-to-toe in dark clothing (the night vision camera makes dark colors appear white).
Residents of the targeted home are University of Washington students who say that they have “heard suspicious sounds outside their house on several occasions,” according to cops. Investigators believe that the masked masturbator may have been at the residence four times over the past several months.
Cops first learned of the masked pervert in January, after a woman called 911 to report that a man was “masturbating outside the front door of her home.” Cops responding to the scene were unable to locate the suspect.
Last month, a night vision camera outside the woman’s residence recorded the suspect again pleasuring himself next to the front door. As seen above and below, the surveillance images--which captured the masked masturbator in the act--show him dressed head-to-toe in dark clothing (the night vision camera makes dark colors appear white).
Residents of the targeted home are University of Washington students who say that they have “heard suspicious sounds outside their house on several occasions,” according to cops. Investigators believe that the masked masturbator may have been at the residence four times over the past several months.
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Seattle Police Are on the Lookout for the "Masked Masturbator" (Original Post)
47of74
Mar 2016
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TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)1. And the problem is?
Hoppy
(3,595 posts)4. --- would you want to be the one to clean it up?
Kaleva
(38,779 posts)2. This is why aliens don't make contact with us
47of74
(18,470 posts)5. That and the many other douche cannons running around.
catnhatnh
(8,976 posts)3. Ahh, these young perpetrators...
Back in my day we'd do that four time a night!
liberal N proud
(61,006 posts)6. The police line up...
Number 3, please drop your pants
And the sketch artist rendering. his nose is abut 6 inches long and he had a beard.
trusty elf
(7,483 posts)7. ....
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FSogol
(46,989 posts)8. Worst Superhero Ever!
Someone had to say it...
Kaleva
(38,779 posts)10. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
The Masked Masturbator knows!
MADem
(135,425 posts)9. He was wearing TOE SHOES!!!!!!!!
Here's a better article--hilarious...
http://www.dose.com/entertainment/27463/There-s-A-Hipster-Ninja-Masturbator-On-The-Loose-Seriously-Though
FL doesn't have ALL the fun, apparently.