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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Tue Mar 1, 2016, 07:12 PM Mar 2016

Florida (obviously) woman arrested for stealing Ring of Bliss

The latest adventures of Florida woman;

A Florida woman arrested for stealing a vibrating sex toy told cops that she swiped the item due to a troubled marriage, adding that, “I would rather do this than be unfaithful.”

Ashton Barton, whose rap sheet includes multiple theft convictions, was spotted Friday morning concealing a Durex “Ring of Bliss” as she shopped in a CVS pharmacy in Largo, a city 25 miles west of Tampa.

After a store employee alerted a patrolman, the officer approached Barton, 33, and began questioning her about the $15 “Ring of Bliss.” Barton, according to a criminal complaint, admitted taking the sex toy from its packaging and initially concealing the item.

Seen above, Barton reportedly claimed that she was driven to steal the vibrating sex toy because, “My husband doesn’t want to touch me anymore.” She added, “I would rather do this than be unfaithful.” According to Durex, the “Ring of Bliss” fits “on the base of the penis” and “enhances mutual pleasure with 20 minutes of vibration.”


Doesn't say where she concealed the item. Not sure whether I should be thankful for that or not...

I got this;

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Florida (obviously) woman arrested for stealing Ring of Bliss (Original Post) 47of74 Mar 2016 OP
she does not look too bad in her booking photo.. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2016 #1

dixiegrrrrl

(60,011 posts)
1. she does not look too bad in her booking photo..
Tue Mar 1, 2016, 07:29 PM
Mar 2016

of course, since this was her umpteenth theft arrest........

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