Florida (obviously) woman arrested for stealing Ring of Bliss
The latest adventures of Florida woman;
A Florida woman arrested for stealing a vibrating sex toy told cops that she swiped the item due to a troubled marriage, adding that, I would rather do this than be unfaithful.
Ashton Barton, whose rap sheet includes multiple theft convictions, was spotted Friday morning concealing a Durex Ring of Bliss as she shopped in a CVS pharmacy in Largo, a city 25 miles west of Tampa.
After a store employee alerted a patrolman, the officer approached Barton, 33, and began questioning her about the $15 Ring of Bliss. Barton, according to a criminal complaint, admitted taking the sex toy from its packaging and initially concealing the item.
Seen above, Barton reportedly claimed that she was driven to steal the vibrating sex toy because, My husband doesnt want to touch me anymore. She added, I would rather do this than be unfaithful. According to Durex, the Ring of Bliss fits on the base of the penis and enhances mutual pleasure with 20 minutes of vibration.
Doesn't say where she concealed the item. Not sure whether I should be thankful for that or not...
I got this;