Hinton Sheryn was apparently "notorious" for exposing himself in public, so much so that he became known to the locals as "the flasher." Even worse, he was also accused of committing "acts of indecency" against children.

But Sheryn told police that there was no way it was him because his penis is "unusually small."

"One reason I would not expose myself in public is that I have such a small one that I would not want anyone to laugh at me," Sheryn said.

Unfortunately for Sheryn, his small-dick defense was thwarted by a local prostitute he had been paying to sex up for the last 20 years who told the court that his manhood was actually "average sized." Based on her testimony, the judge sentenced Sheryn to jail and reminded him that he had been offending people "on pretty much a weekly basis" for a long time.