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47of74

(18,470 posts) Sat Sep 26, 2015, 08:50 PM Sep 2015

Man shoots self in penis, lies to police

Then this happened.

A convicted felon who accidentally shot himself in the penis was arrested after police say he lied about how the shooting happened.

Donald Anthony Watson was admitted to the Avera McKennan emergency room about 1:30 a.m. Sept. 6 for a gunshot wound to his penis, according to an arrest affidavit.

When questioned by police, the 43-year-old said he was shot by “a black guy (who) tried to rob” him while he was taking out the trash at his apartment.

Officers went to Watson’s apartment in the 1500 block of East Nye Street to look for evidence and witnesses to corroborate Watson’s story. No evidence of a shooting was found near the dumpster. A witness told officers he heard screams of pain coming from Watson’s apartment about 1 a.m. that morning.

Yeah, if you shoot yourself with a gun just admit it already. You won't look as stupid then.

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Man shoots self in penis, lies to police (Original Post) 47of74 Sep 2015 OP

Oh dear shenmue Sep 2015 #1

Incredible - had to tell the cat packman Sep 2015 #2

And what did the cat think? 47of74 Sep 2015 #4

Musta been a little bullet. dixiegrrrrl Sep 2015 #3

shenmue

(38,538 posts)

1. Oh dear

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sat Sep 26, 2015, 09:12 PM

Sep 2015

packman

(16,296 posts)

2. Incredible - had to tell the cat

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sat Sep 26, 2015, 09:45 PM

Sep 2015

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47of74

(18,470 posts)

4. And what did the cat think?

Reply to packman (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 27, 2015, 07:34 PM

Sep 2015

dixiegrrrrl

(60,011 posts)

3. Musta been a little bullet.

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sun Sep 27, 2015, 01:19 PM

Sep 2015

Since it reports he shot himself IN the penis, not shot OFF the penis.
And how do you do that without a bullet striking other parts of yourself?

Maybe I don't really want to know.

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