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Related: About this forumMan called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon.
MeowA man wanted to press charges against his girlfriend and her cat because she let the feline eat his bacon, according to audio of an emergency call released this week by the West Yorkshire Police.
During the call, the operator calmly explained, Its not a criminal offense to let a cat eat your bacon, okay? And we dont arrest cats. Im very sorry.
During the call, the operator calmly explained, Its not a criminal offense to let a cat eat your bacon, okay? And we dont arrest cats. Im very sorry.
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Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon. (Original Post)
47of74
Aug 2015
OP
we have 5 feline overlords. ANNIE, TAFFY, INKY, SADIE & SALLY. (Sally is a boy)
trueblue2007
Sep 2015
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R. P. McMurphy
(849 posts)1. Motherf@#$%&g cats!
I, for one, DO NOT accept them as our feline overlords!
Okay. I lied. I do accept and submit. They're so rascally adorable! Guess I'm just kitty-whipped.
trueblue2007
(18,348 posts)4. we have 5 feline overlords. ANNIE, TAFFY, INKY, SADIE & SALLY. (Sally is a boy)
vet told us on 2 occasions, he was a GIRL !!!!
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)3. Grocery List
1 package bacon - for me
1 package bacon - for cat
1 package bacon - for Knucklehead bf