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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Sat Aug 1, 2015, 07:39 AM Aug 2015

Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon.

Meow

A man wanted to press charges against his girlfriend and her cat because she let the feline eat his bacon, according to audio of an emergency call released this week by the West Yorkshire Police.

During the call, the operator calmly explained, “It’s not a criminal offense to let a cat eat your bacon, okay? And we don’t arrest cats. I’m very sorry.”



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Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon. (Original Post) 47of74 Aug 2015 OP
Motherf@#$%&g cats! R. P. McMurphy Aug 2015 #1
we have 5 feline overlords. ANNIE, TAFFY, INKY, SADIE & SALLY. (Sally is a boy) trueblue2007 Sep 2015 #4
Awww shenmue Aug 2015 #2
Grocery List LiberalElite Aug 2015 #3

R. P. McMurphy

(849 posts)
1. Motherf@#$%&g cats!
Sat Aug 1, 2015, 09:01 AM
Aug 2015

I, for one, DO NOT accept them as our feline overlords!

Okay. I lied. I do accept and submit. They're so rascally adorable! Guess I'm just kitty-whipped.

trueblue2007

(18,348 posts)
4. we have 5 feline overlords. ANNIE, TAFFY, INKY, SADIE & SALLY. (Sally is a boy)
Mon Sep 21, 2015, 06:40 PM
Sep 2015

vet told us on 2 occasions, he was a GIRL !!!!

LiberalElite

(14,691 posts)
3. Grocery List
Sat Aug 1, 2015, 11:32 AM
Aug 2015

1 package bacon - for me
1 package bacon - for cat
1 package bacon - for Knucklehead bf

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