So I’m not getting the Damehood then? Is that what you’re saying? Well, in that case I have no choice but to resign as loudly and publicly as possible, in a desperate final attempt to take you with me.

I will never forgive you for your role in taking down my beloved Boris. How COULD you? That man was everything to me, and you couldn’t wait to jump ship and force him to resign. If it hadn’t been for you, and the whole lying to parliament and losing the confidence of his own MPs, he would still be here, and I would still be spending every cabinet meeting gazing longingly into his eyes. Now I have nothing more than numerous photos and the lifesize Boris pillow to keep me company. It’s not the same.

I am proud of my track record as an MP, going back to deserting my position in parliament to eat Ostrich anus on the nation’s televisions, to demonstrating my complete ineptitude as a culture secretary by repeatedly and publicly misunderstanding how Channel 4’s commercial model works. I am the modern Tory party personified, whereas you are nothing but a privileged posh boy.

No, not that sort of privileged posh boy, Boris is lovely. You’re the other sort. You know what I mean. Look in a mirror.

(More at link):

https://newsthump.com/2023/08/26/nadine-dorriess-resignation-letter-in-full/