... Texas easily retains its coveted title of Anus of the Universe. The good people of Texas endure the abuse and malfeasance of elected officials who do not give two shits about those they were elected to serve.
The Tyrannical Triumvirate of Abbott, Patrick, and Paxton set the tone and pattern of total disregard for their constituents in favor of the corporatists and oligarchs that line their pockets with bribes – pardon me – campaign contributions, as they allow brazen corruption to flourish at the expense of Texans bearing the cost of their depredations.
And who is benefitting from that disgusting water that the townspeople cannot drink, cook with, or even bathe in?

What do you have to lose? A conman asks for a reason, rubes!