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Distracted driver had goat on lap, cell phone in hand, but no driver's license, say Marlborough
Distracted driver had goat on lap, cell phone in hand, but no driver's license, say Marlborough policeMarlborough police say they stopped a woman Monday who was using a cell phone while driving with a baby goat on her lap and no license.
A merry April Fools jape were it not true, they told Facebook.
"One of our officers just stopped a woman on Main Street who was using her phone and had a baby goat on her lap while driving without a valid license. 🐐 I wish this was another April Fool's joke baaaht it's not 😦 Please don't drive distracted. #CantMakeThisUp #NewHampshireProblems," Marlborough police posted.
As sad but true as it was, it didn't take long for 147 to reply. A sample by genre:
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GREATEST OF ALL TIME - "I hope Tom Brady's kid was unharmed!" - Jason Taylor
Read more: https://www.unionleader.com/news/crime/distracted-driver-had-goat-on-lap-cell-phone-in-hand/article_e048894e-550a-11e9-82f7-7bd6031d23bd.html?block_id=664693
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