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Thu Oct 4, 2018, 07:26 PM Oct 2018

Louisiana Man Tells Cops That A Ghost Planted Meth On Him

Responding to a reported stabbing, sheriff’s deputies early yesterday encountered Michael Auttonberry, 59, at the door of his West Monroe residence. Auttonberry cursed at cops and “people who were obviously not there.” Deputies quickly determined that Auttonberry had not, as he claimed in a 911 call, been “stabbed on the head by an axe.” Nor were there any intruders inside his home.

While making sure that Auttonberry’s residence was clear, a deputy spotted “in plain view on a night stand a open brown paper containing approximately 1 gram of suspected methamphetamine.” A subsequent search of Auttonberry yielded a pill bottle containing another gram of meth.

Auttonberry surmised that a "ghost" placed the meth on him and exited the home through a nearby window. “Which was not accurate,” investigators noted.

Auttonberry was arrested on a felony narcotics possession charge and a misdemeanor criminal mischief count. He is being held in the Ouachita Parish jail in lieu of $5000 bond.

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/ghost/meth-ghost-story-829645

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Louisiana Man Tells Cops That A Ghost Planted Meth On Him (Original Post) left-of-center2012 Oct 2018 OP
Dude needs to get some sleep. htuttle Oct 2018 #1
That old excuse hasn't worked since the days of Macbeth. rusty quoin Oct 2018 #2
Well....., ya know....., that happens sometimes. Squinch Oct 2018 #3

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