It's the Second Day of Pickmas.

An older guy invited my partner and me to come by and help him unload his hoard. Acres of stuff outside and many buildings to go thru. He is not giving stuff away, but very fair. I really have to laugh because I've heard this before, I've got to sell everything, wife says so. First 3 things I ask about he says, "I'm not ready yet to sell that. The guy worked at a landfill for years and 90% is stuff people have thrown out. Should only take us a few years.

Then he hits us with this, "My brother has more stuff than I do, you need to see him too.

Merry Pickmas everyone.