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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat did the bath tub say to the toilet? Answer is you look flushed or you look drained.
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What did the bath tub say to the toilet? Answer is you look flushed or you look drained. (Original Post)
debm55
May 7
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displacedvermoter
(5,125 posts)1. You look flushed!
debm55
(62,274 posts)4. Congadulations, you are correct.
LogDog75
(1,410 posts)2. You look a little flushed.
debm55
(62,274 posts)5. Congratulations you are correct.
John1956PA
(5,122 posts)3. "I am feeling drained."
debm55
(62,274 posts)6. Good answer, I will include also. Congratulations,
John1956PA
(5,122 posts)15. Thanks for the thread. Please see my follow-up comment below.
debm55
(62,274 posts)17. Your very welcome, John1956PA
displacedvermoter
(5,125 posts)7. Outstanding!
John1956PA
(5,122 posts)14. "Shut your trap!" might work as well. I appreciate clean bathroom humor.
debm55
(62,274 posts)18. Good one, John1956PA
LuckyCharms
(23,296 posts)8. Deb, that bathtub was a real mouthy piece of work...
so the better question would be...
What DIDN'T the bathtub say to the toilet, over and over again, obnoxiously?
debm55
(62,274 posts)10. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, Thank you Lucky.
debm55
(62,274 posts)16. HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA. thank you Lucky.
LuckyCharms
(23,296 posts)9. Deb, the bathtub was so angry that
it reverted to archaic English language, and screamed at the toilet:
MOISTEN THY BOWL AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE, THOU WRETCHED WATER BEAST!
debm55
(62,274 posts)11. Oh you. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH.
some_of_us_are_sane
(3,779 posts)12. To quote Beyonce....
"If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!"
debm55
(62,274 posts)13. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Thank you , some_of_us_ are_sane.