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debm55

(62,270 posts) Thu Apr 23, 2026, 10:07 AM Apr 23

Why did the tomato turn red? Answer He saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the tomato turn red? Answer He saw the salad dressing. (Original Post) debm55 Apr 23 OP

Because it saw the salad dressing. LuckyCharms Apr 23 #1

HAHHAHAHAHAHAH. Congratulations, LuckyCharms. You are correct. debm55 Apr 23 #3

Ahh, a classic. John1956PA Apr 23 #2

Thank you very much , John1956PA debm55 Apr 23 #4

OMG, my father wore that joke out! lastlib Apr 23 #5

I understand, lastlib. Thank you for explaining. lastlib. debm55 Apr 23 #6

My salad was traumatized by your joke EYESORE 9001 Apr 23 #7

I am so sorry for your salad, EYESORE 9001, debm55 Apr 23 #8

LOL LetMyPeopleVote Apr 23 #9

Back to you LetMyPeopleVote. LOL debm55 Apr 23 #12

Yes! And in the flower pot beside him... some_of_us_are_sane Apr 23 #10

Oh my, debm55 Apr 23 #11

hehe. AllaN01Bear Apr 23 #13

Thanks Bear. debm55 Apr 23 #14

LuckyCharms

(23,258 posts)

1. Because it saw the salad dressing.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Thu Apr 23, 2026, 10:12 AM

Apr 23

debm55

(62,270 posts)

3. HAHHAHAHAHAHAH. Congratulations, LuckyCharms. You are correct.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 23, 2026, 10:15 AM

Apr 23

John1956PA

(5,121 posts)

2. Ahh, a classic.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Thu Apr 23, 2026, 10:13 AM

Apr 23

Redacted answer to avoid spoiling it: "Because hstsd."

debm55

(62,270 posts)

4. Thank you very much , John1956PA

Reply to John1956PA (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 23, 2026, 10:17 AM

Apr 23

lastlib

(28,744 posts)

5. OMG, my father wore that joke out!

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Thu Apr 23, 2026, 10:35 AM

Apr 23

For probably ten YEARS, he told it to EVERYONE he met--some more than once. I tried to keep telling him new jokes, hoping he would give that one up; he never did, right up until his death. (I had hoped it was buried with him....) It was kind of embarrassing, in a way, since he told it multiple times to people who had heard it before.

So, deb, sorry, but I'm going to trash this thread--nothing personal, of course, I just have a loathing for this joke, and have no desire to see it again.