but, yeah, I’d eat it.

and none of them in recommended categories!

Well, dairy. We could argue in the name of dairy.

And legumes are good for you, right?
And chocolate comes from a bean, right? And beans are good for you, right?

If it didn't have peanuts, I would probably give a try.

Haven't we gotten away from this whole mega-sizing everything?

before I rush to get my Ball Dog with pickles, onion and mustard.

Difficult to share, though.

And salted caramel ? Gross. Who decides these stupid fad foods ? Salt and bacon are now exotic gourmet spices, WTAEF ?!?

1. Kit Kats, Cracker Jack and cookies contain wheat flour which I can't eat at all

2. I don't consume real sugar

3. I don't like whipped cream at all

3. Ice cream gives me obscene farts, it's so bad that I can't even stand it


Out of all the things that I miss eating, it would definitely be Nutter Butter cookies and battered onion rings.

dried kelp snacks for you, Niagara?

And I'm certainly not deprived, Yay!





This is my "cheesestick". I literally fry mozzarella cheese and put marinara sauce inside and fold it over.





This is scrambled eggs and Cinnamon Sugar "Chaffles"




My garlic "chaffles"




My "pizza"




My chocolate chip and walnut "cookies'



I have many more but I'll try not to bore you. I'm beyond "kelp" lol

Is it "chocolate" waffles?

That pizza looks pretty damn good! My aunt has been on a gluten-free diet for over a year and she has experimented with all sorts of cooking and baking. She's tried making pizza several times with rice flour and it's sort of getting there, but nowhere near as appealing as your meal.

Do you primarily use rice flower as a substitute?

No, my photo is of Cinnamon Sugar Chaffles although I think they do have recipes for chocolate Chaffles.



My pizza dough in called a keto fathead dough. It's mainly shredded mozzarella cheese, grated parmesan cheese, cream cheese and almond flour.


I don't use rice or cauliflower in my dough but a person can absolutely do so.


Here's my recipe for the pizza.

https://democraticunderground.com/11543405

So I looked it up. It's a combination of "cheese" and "waffles". So that makes chaffles! Mystery solved (for me).

Ice cream wreaks havoc on your bodily systems but cheese doesn't? That's fortunate because it seems like cheese is an important ingredient in your alternative recipes.

to answer it all.


I also forgot that ice cream that I use to eat was Beyers low carb ice cream. This ice cream also has Sorbitol in it which could wreck anyone's bodily system.


It's alright. I have other food that I can consume.

I have purchased a few of those at the store and found them rather satisfying.