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Bayard

(29,466 posts)
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 07:31 PM Yesterday

So, there's a woman down the road from us with a 12 ft tall plastic skeleton in her front yard

I understood it being there for Halloween, complete with black robe and scythe. For Thanksgiving, he transitioned to a Pilgrim hat. By xmas, he was wearing a Santa hat and pants. Apparently just taking off the hat, and keeping the red pants, made him in style for Valentines Day.

I drove past there yesterday, and he is carrying a basket of eggs. When will this madness end? No--don't ask. I am afraid to stop and take pictures.

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So, there's a woman down the road from us with a 12 ft tall plastic skeleton in her front yard (Original Post) Bayard Yesterday OP
That;s funny. PS i wouldn't stop either debm55 Yesterday #1
She seems cool. ForgoTheConsequence Yesterday #2
You have the coolest neighbor in the world nt cyclonefence Yesterday #3
Hmmm...wonder if you live near us. Totally Tunsie Yesterday #4
I Like It !!! alittlelark Yesterday #5
Oak Cliff, TX kcoates Yesterday #6
There's a used car lot in Coeur d'Alene that has an old tow truck... jmowreader Yesterday #7
Little local eccentricities TommyT139 Yesterday #8
I can attest to that! AloeVera Yesterday #24
think of it this way: could be worse, could be a Trump flag Skittles Yesterday #9
It would be funnier if The Madcap Yesterday #33
I'd stop and tell them how great I think is it Niagara Yesterday #10
I was going to ask, True Dough Yesterday #11
No. I wish Bayard was talking about me Niagara Yesterday #12
Maybe it can be disassembled? True Dough Yesterday #14
You do have a point there about it being disassembled Niagara Yesterday #15
Time to hold True Dough Yesterday #16
Or, here's another idea True Dough Yesterday #17
That's a fantastic idea, True Niagara Yesterday #18
The Skeleton House True Dough Yesterday #22
I'd like to do something like this in my yard to change things Niagara Yesterday #23
You don't need to store it mercuryblues Yesterday #27
True Dough and I were just discussing that option Niagara Yesterday #31
Dang. mercuryblues Yesterday #40
I'll think of something though, I usually do Niagara Yesterday #42
She never stores it Bayard 23 hrs ago #46
We have a home like that in our area Dave in VA Yesterday #13
My optometrist has a six foot skeleton sitting in his office. He dresses it up for the various holidays and events. The Floyd R. Turbo Yesterday #19
A similar story Gruenemann Yesterday #20
Probably doesn't have room to store it. JohnnyRingo Yesterday #21
my cat's buddy is one of those skeletons NJCher Yesterday #25
That's hilarious! AloeVera Yesterday #26
Why did she insult the Irish? Martin Eden Yesterday #28
She just skipped right over that one Bayard 23 hrs ago #47
Easter is about rebirth. underpants Yesterday #29
All of those costumes probably take up less storage space than the skeleton itself, RockRaven Yesterday #30
We have one of those. hamsterjill Yesterday #32
She skipped St Patrick's Day? CrispyQ Yesterday #34
Clever Faux pas Yesterday #35
She's having fun. Nobody's getting hurt. Demobrat Yesterday #36
She should keep an eye out for ICE. KY_EnviroGuy Yesterday #37
They sound fun Luciferous Yesterday #38
Its the Home Depot Skelly. johnnyfins Yesterday #39
I like her style. Warpy Yesterday #41
There's a guy about 1.5 miles up the road from me that does something similar but he also has a giant skeleton dog!! chowder66 Yesterday #43
Practically you realize that storing it is a pain Lithos Yesterday #44
We have definitely wandered off into the Twilight Zone. flashman13 Yesterday #45
Sounds like you have a bone to pick Blue Owl 22 hrs ago #48

Totally Tunsie

(11,800 posts)
4. Hmmm...wonder if you live near us.
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 07:50 PM
Yesterday

We have a neighbor who does the same! Same one, or kindred spirits?

jmowreader

(53,132 posts)
7. There's a used car lot in Coeur d'Alene that has an old tow truck...
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:00 PM
Yesterday

...like "Mater" in Cars. The paint on this thing must be an inch thick from all the different holidays they've decorated it for.

TommyT139

(2,334 posts)
8. Little local eccentricities
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:05 PM
Yesterday

...are frowned upon in totalitarian societies.

The skeleton might be annoying, but maybe view it as a small measure of freedom that someone is choosing to exercise.

AloeVera

(4,206 posts)
24. I can attest to that!
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:13 PM
Yesterday

My Mom had to take down her curtains for offending the authorities' sense of "decorum". She was told she was a vain and show-offy person - simply for not going along with the white lace curtains of the herd. A couple of years later she managed to escape from behind the Iron Curtain just as Russian tanks were rolling into Czechkoslovakia next door. True story.

No, individualism is not tolerated in a totalitarian society.

The Madcap

(1,878 posts)
33. It would be funnier if
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:41 PM
Yesterday

it were wearing a blue suit, a red tie, and had an old yellowed mop on its head.

Niagara

(11,739 posts)
10. I'd stop and tell them how great I think is it
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:24 PM
Yesterday

The actual madness is bombing the hell out of other countries.

Niagara

(11,739 posts)
12. No. I wish Bayard was talking about me
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:35 PM
Yesterday

I don't have a 12 foot plastic skeleton.


I have zero storage for anything like that.

True Dough

(26,472 posts)
14. Maybe it can be disassembled?
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:39 PM
Yesterday

And then you could store 12 one-foot plastic skeleton parts?

Niagara

(11,739 posts)
15. You do have a point there about it being disassembled
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:46 PM
Yesterday

I asked MontanaMama about hers one year and that's how she does it.


I'm still not sure if I have the room even for that.


You should see the garage, I would say that 15% of the garage hoard is mine.



True Dough

(26,472 posts)
17. Or, here's another idea
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:58 PM
Yesterday

You have the skeleton up until spring and then you use those 12 disassembled pieces as temporary fence posts in your yard and fence off your garden!

How about it?

Niagara

(11,739 posts)
23. I'd like to do something like this in my yard to change things
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:12 PM
Yesterday

up for Halloween. That would be fun!


mercuryblues

(16,363 posts)
27. You don't need to store it
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:21 PM
Yesterday

Just dress it up for Christmas, New Year's, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Fourth of July and so on. In months that there isn't anything going on, just put a bathing suit and a sun hat on it.

Niagara

(11,739 posts)
31. True Dough and I were just discussing that option
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:35 PM
Yesterday

I also live in Buffalo and sometimes we can get some hellacious wind storms. Our last wind storm the gusts got up to 75 mph. My neighbor got a green house last summer and the wind pretty much destroyed it over the winter. Those skeletons aren't cheap and I'd be worried about wind storms knocking it into the next neighborhood.


Bayard

(29,466 posts)
46. She never stores it
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 11:40 PM
23 hrs ago

She just keeps changing the costume--kind of like what people used to do with the lawn ducks.

Dave in VA

(2,283 posts)
13. We have a home like that in our area
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 08:36 PM
Yesterday

They put up the 12 foot plastic skeleton about 4 or 5 years ago. They live across the street from a stip mall. There's a family with a special needs child that was non verbal. I believe he was about 5 years old at the time. The mother reported to the local news station that her child had spoken for the first time in his life when he saw that skeleton. Turn around mom, turn around!

She parked in the strip mall lot across the street and cried as her son laughed and talked about how much he loved that skeleton.

The neighbor for the last 5 years has decorated that skeleton for every holiday and the whole neighborhood love it.

Sometimes there are reasons for things that we may not always understand.

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,843 posts)
19. My optometrist has a six foot skeleton sitting in his office. He dresses it up for the various holidays and events. The
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:04 PM
Yesterday

one constant is the sign it’s holding which reads “I’m next”!

Gruenemann

(1,053 posts)
20. A similar story
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:07 PM
Yesterday

My sister had a colleague who decorated her office door with a skeleton for Halloween, and another worker complained that it was "satanic". The response? Pilgrim hat for Thanksgiving, Santa hat for Xmas, hearts for Valentine's Day, etc etc.

JohnnyRingo

(20,823 posts)
21. Probably doesn't have room to store it.
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:07 PM
Yesterday

Might not have considered that when they bought it. LOL
I wonder every holiday where people keep all the stuff they set out front these days. Someone near here has a normal size skeleton that sits on the porch swing all year. It also wears different threads.

NJCher

(43,050 posts)
25. my cat's buddy is one of those skeletons
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:17 PM
Yesterday

My neighbor puts this up every year. It has glowing eyes. From the moment he appears before Halloween, my cat is hanging next to him every day. In this pic, look at the little orange ball at the skeleton's feet.



Now it is true there is a good NYC skyline view, but I think he just loves his friend. Or maybe it's a good place to spot mice?

When he is deconstructed and put inside after Halloween, Oliver is distraught. He lies down behind my car tire in the leaves. I have to be very careful not to aid his suicidal ideation.

Bayard

(29,466 posts)
47. She just skipped right over that one
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 11:43 PM
23 hrs ago

I am curious what she's going to do for July 4th.

RockRaven

(19,213 posts)
30. All of those costumes probably take up less storage space than the skeleton itself,
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:29 PM
Yesterday

so leaving it in the yard all year long and dressing it up by holiday/season is a sort of efficiency.

hamsterjill

(17,533 posts)
32. We have one of those.
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:40 PM
Yesterday

He's been every mascot for every sports team that the family likes - and they must be really, really BIG sports fans.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,777 posts)
37. She should keep an eye out for ICE.
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:47 PM
Yesterday

They might grab it to help meet their quota and ship it off abroad.

Imagine taking that case to court........

Thanks for sharing!

johnnyfins

(3,728 posts)
39. Its the Home Depot Skelly.
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 09:52 PM
Yesterday

Pain in the ass to put up and take down. We have a few year rounders in these parts too.

chowder66

(12,181 posts)
43. There's a guy about 1.5 miles up the road from me that does something similar but he also has a giant skeleton dog!!
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 10:13 PM
Yesterday

I haven't seen an easter display but did see the halloween and xmas display.

Lithos

(26,635 posts)
44. Practically you realize that storing it is a pain
Sun Mar 15, 2026, 10:25 PM
Yesterday

Either that, they are justifying the cost...

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