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Floyd R. Turbo

(32,346 posts)
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 09:14 PM Tuesday

When my wife's doctor asked her what form of birth control she uses, she said "You obviously haven't

met my husband!”

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When my wife's doctor asked her what form of birth control she uses, she said "You obviously haven't (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Tuesday OP
Help me, WTF does that mean? NotHardly Tuesday #1
Imagine it being said in Rodney Dangerfield's voice. TommyT139 Tuesday #3
👆🏼 Floyd R. Turbo Yesterday #4
That's not nice. I'm sure you are lovely.😄😄😄😄 Srkdqltr Tuesday #2
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Yesterday #5
Apparently YOU Haven't Met Floyd! ProfessorGAC 17 hrs ago #6
You are cute.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Srkdqltr 15 hrs ago #7

TommyT139

(2,194 posts)
3. Imagine it being said in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 11:52 PM
Tuesday

The point is that the husband in the joke is supposedly so unattractive that the wife wouldn't need birth control, because she doesn't want to have sex with him.

Floyd posts some of the worst-in-a-good-way "dad jokes," puns, and groaners. He often deftly uses the board's layout to his advantage -- we read the setup and when we click through, we can see the punchline.

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