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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhen my wife's doctor asked her what form of birth control she uses, she said "You obviously haven't
met my husband!
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When my wife's doctor asked her what form of birth control she uses, she said "You obviously haven't (Original Post)
Floyd R. Turbo
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NotHardly
(2,705 posts)1. Help me, WTF does that mean?
TommyT139
(2,194 posts)3. Imagine it being said in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.
The point is that the husband in the joke is supposedly so unattractive that the wife wouldn't need birth control, because she doesn't want to have sex with him.
Floyd posts some of the worst-in-a-good-way "dad jokes," puns, and groaners. He often deftly uses the board's layout to his advantage -- we read the setup and when we click through, we can see the punchline.
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,346 posts)4. 👆🏼
Srkdqltr
(9,444 posts)2. That's not nice. I'm sure you are lovely.😄😄😄😄
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,346 posts)5. 😁
ProfessorGAC
(75,958 posts)6. Apparently YOU Haven't Met Floyd!
Sorry; couldn't help myself.
Srkdqltr
(9,444 posts)7. You are cute.🤣🤣🤣🤣