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LuckyCharms

(22,049 posts)
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 03:27 PM Tuesday

Does anyone want to take a shot at this Amazon order? Only do this if you are super bored.

I'm having serious cognitive difficulties today, and nobody here can figure this out. I wrote the company, but did not receive a response.

I'm trying to order a custom size window shade. You have to tell them the size. Sorry for the long link. Explanation is below link.

https://www.amazon.com/Changshade-Cellular-Honeycomb-Darkening-JZCMC-CEL-BG-C/dp/B0GF6BJ91R/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=UGWE9Z19SAO6&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.G7kw1wtweEETp3iSDmaGVYAZmWVh9yVkN98QMh35CCck4-5JvfmCvfM-i6Ad72F4kDmRB8w8G6tvLQNoPmbGWR-4reOyNuScWR3RsitMAMCWJuXyFmat-5dF2LkgIPkWNVzDItpnGexOl5GVzYVgye7k9hqIwwNet4XoLUXWJ0aohc-xvaj2Ztdg5sL_7Me-bn-Uu59RzWsGTq5SzZP8VOt2kd33TLRODWtw1fPJ2TMu_-Vcx5i2MfmZLy90GhZIUjJikREGCIZs4vtz1c4eNwlVHNcV8Ek4ooZksoooH8s.lKOi_r4BkmyGfZEwuSBhMuGBCDNXZUDUHaJ7DMYmtmY&dib_tag=se&keywords=custom%2Bsize%2Bcellular%2Bshades&qid=1768922638&sprefix=custom%2Bsize%2Bcellular%2Bshades%2Caps%2C153&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&th=1

Go to link
Click customize now (yellow button on right)
Click outside mount
Click window size (NOT shade size)
Under custom width, it says:

Shade width = window width plus 4 inches

My window width is 17 inches (small bathroom window)

Do I order 17 inches and then THEY add 4 inches to equal 21 inches, or do I order 21 inches? I need the width that arrives to be 21 inches in order to partially cover the molding).

I'm not sure which width to report to them the way it is worded.

If you get it right, you get a cookie, (if you pay for the postage plus $20 to cover the cost of my time for typing this shit). But you'll have to convince me that you are correct first.

Thank you, and Godspeed.



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Does anyone want to take a shot at this Amazon order? Only do this if you are super bored. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Tuesday OP
Order 21 " questionseverything Tuesday #1
I'm afraid if I order 21", it will arrive at 25". LuckyCharms Tuesday #2
Hubby has been installing shades for pay for the last couple years questionseverything Tuesday #3
I hope you know I'm just joking! LuckyCharms Tuesday #5
I'm just kidding with you too cause 2x00 last time I checked lol questionseverything Tuesday #7
order 21" markie Tuesday #4
Further explanation: LuckyCharms Tuesday #6
Leave your pants on. Harker Tuesday #8
to be fair markie Tuesday #9
My thought was that account numbers and window shades would recede from the forefront of his problems. Harker Tuesday #10
I usually do. That's why I'm broke. You should see my dry cleaning bills. LuckyCharms Tuesday #11
I heard Jerry Lewis never wore the same pair of socks twice. Harker Tuesday #14
I have a story, but I'm too embarrassed to post it. LuckyCharms Tuesday #17
If socks are involved, you might just have to now. Harker Tuesday #21
They were "involved" alright. LuckyCharms Tuesday #24
Was Jerry Lewis there? Harker Tuesday #25
I'm not sure. I couldn't see through my tears of shame. LuckyCharms Tuesday #26
You would have heard him. Harker Tuesday #28
I'm giggling like an idiot here. LuckyCharms Tuesday #29
You know I am, too. Harker Tuesday #30
. LuckyCharms Tuesday #31
... Harker Tuesday #32
. LuckyCharms Tuesday #34
What kind of cookies? LuckyCharms Tuesday #12
ahem, nailed it. nt miyazaki Tuesday #13
hermits? markie Tuesday #15
A friend baked me a ton of all different kinds for Christmas... LuckyCharms Tuesday #16
I met a new neighbor markie Tuesday #19
You did good, Markie! LuckyCharms Tuesday #20
Can you make Kolachi? LuckyCharms Tuesday #18
yes markie Tuesday #22
Good lord those look delicious. LuckyCharms Tuesday #23
Boycott Amazon! Tasmanian Devil Tuesday #27
click on the button that says shade size - not window size jgo Tuesday #33
Thanks so much. I just saw that ,but it still says LuckyCharms Tuesday #36
Not to throw a wrench here but the way I read it, you'd order 17" to get 21" shade width AZJonnie Tuesday #35
That's exactly the way I read it too, Jonnie. LuckyCharms Tuesday #37
ANSWER from company just received: LuckyCharms Tuesday #38
Really? That's nuts! But whatever's clever. If the say order window size, then order window size Iggo Tuesday #40
(I got it wrong...lol.) Iggo Tuesday #39

LuckyCharms

(22,049 posts)
2. I'm afraid if I order 21", it will arrive at 25".
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 03:34 PM
Tuesday

I need you to show your work, because if you are wrong, I'll sue you.

(Thanks for looking at it)

questionseverything

(11,644 posts)
3. Hubby has been installing shades for pay for the last couple years
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 03:54 PM
Tuesday

But if I am wrong I will refund you double my fee!

LuckyCharms

(22,049 posts)
5. I hope you know I'm just joking!
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:01 PM
Tuesday

Here's the story...I have about 12 of shades similar to this that I installed in my home. I ordered them from another company that is now defunct.

The bathroom shade wore out.

So now I'm trying to replace it from a shade from this comopany in the link.

When I ordered from the previous company, they just wanted the the window size, and then THEY calculated the shade size based on whether it was an inside or outside mount.

But the way THIS company words it, I can't tell what they want!

I appreciate you very much for checking this out for me.

I guess I could order 21 inches, and the worse that will happen if it comes in at 25 inches is that the molding on both sides will be completely covered. But I finished and installed that molding myself, and I'd like some of it to show.

Thanks again!

questionseverything

(11,644 posts)
7. I'm just kidding with you too cause 2x00 last time I checked lol
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:12 PM
Tuesday

Hubby has to order them long and trim both ends to get the look this customer likes

If you decide to trim the shades, remember to find center first, measure from there to each end

👋🎭

LuckyCharms

(22,049 posts)
6. Further explanation:
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:04 PM
Tuesday

I'm really concerned that the size is right, because I write checks while sitting on the toilet...naked.

There is nothing on the window now, and I'm worried that someone is going to look in the window and see my checking account number.

markie

(23,916 posts)
9. to be fair
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:18 PM
Tuesday

he's on the toilet.... pants be down.... I say just shield the acct #... no problem

Harker

(17,491 posts)
10. My thought was that account numbers and window shades would recede from the forefront of his problems.
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:21 PM
Tuesday

Harker

(17,491 posts)
14. I heard Jerry Lewis never wore the same pair of socks twice.
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:38 PM
Tuesday

Maybe there's a clue as to why.

LuckyCharms

(22,049 posts)
16. A friend baked me a ton of all different kinds for Christmas...
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:43 PM
Tuesday

I'm a Type 1 diabetic, and I went through those cookies like a mad man. I killed a whole pen full of short term insulin over 3 days to cover for it. Glucose stayed in control. No regrets.

I'll eat any cookie you put in front of me!

markie

(23,916 posts)
19. I met a new neighbor
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:49 PM
Tuesday

learned he was type 1, invited he and wife for light repast... served all low carb, good, low glycemic food... middle of visit his (low blood sugar) beeper went off and I had to get into the freezer for one of my famous key lime bars to stop the bleeping... all good deeds.....

markie

(23,916 posts)
22. yes
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:53 PM
Tuesday

I used to have restaurant and then just sold out of my house (had a licensed kitchen)

these cinnamon rolls were my best sellers

LuckyCharms

(22,049 posts)
23. Good lord those look delicious.
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:55 PM
Tuesday

All I ate today was a bowl of broccoli and cheese soup, and those are making me salivate like Pavlov's dog.

jgo

(1,003 posts)
33. click on the button that says shade size - not window size
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 05:26 PM
Tuesday

then put in the exact size you want

that's it

LuckyCharms

(22,049 posts)
36. Thanks so much. I just saw that ,but it still says
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 05:32 PM
Tuesday

Shade width = window width plus 4 inches, and that's still ambiguous to me.

The reason I'm so paranoid about this is because the old company that I used screwed up a couple of my measurements, and it took me a few hours on the phone to straighten it out.

I'm pretty sure you're correct here though. Thank you.

AZJonnie

(2,969 posts)
35. Not to throw a wrench here but the way I read it, you'd order 17" to get 21" shade width
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 05:32 PM
Tuesday

I think you always type in window width, then if you say it's "outside" that triggers the 4" addition.

But don't sue me if I'm wrong

LuckyCharms

(22,049 posts)
38. ANSWER from company just received:
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 07:06 PM
Tuesday

"hello ,you just need report your window size,we will add 4inches"

So this means that I just need to report 17 inches, not 21.

For anyone who said to order 21 inches...I have contacted my lawyer, and you will be getting sued. For punitive damages.

Please listen to the below video to hear the conversation between me and my lawyer:

Iggo

(49,697 posts)
40. Really? That's nuts! But whatever's clever. If the say order window size, then order window size
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 10:46 PM
Tuesday
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