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debm55

(55,919 posts) Fri Jan 9, 2026, 11:32 PM Friday

I had a joke about paper today, I didn't post it because it was tearable. Post your oneliner.

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I had a joke about paper today, I didn't post it because it was tearable. Post your oneliner. (Original Post) debm55 Friday OP

deb, True Dough Friday #1

I took a nap I just got up . took my meds and hope I get go back to sleep. Thanks True Dough. debm55 Friday #2

I hope True Dough Yesterday #10

Most bald guys still own a comb. johnp3907 Friday #3

That's so bad... 3catwoman3 Yesterday #5

Teeth are really just bones that you can lick 😁 Sector 001 Friday #4

Never iron a four-leaf clover...... lastlib Yesterday #6

A truck delivering hair to a wig maufacturer overturned on a mountain road. lastlib Yesterday #7

A guy was touring an eyeglass factory Endlessmike56 Yesterday #8

My doctor gave me six months to live JoseBalow Yesterday #9

True Dough

(25,872 posts)

1. deb,

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Fri Jan 9, 2026, 11:40 PM

Friday

Isn't it past your bedtime?

debm55

(55,919 posts)

2. I took a nap I just got up . took my meds and hope I get go back to sleep. Thanks True Dough.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 9, 2026, 11:48 PM

Friday

True Dough

(25,872 posts)

10. I hope

Reply to debm55 (Reply #2)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 04:15 AM

Yesterday

you're sleeping like a baby.

johnp3907

(4,222 posts)

3. Most bald guys still own a comb.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Fri Jan 9, 2026, 11:57 PM

Friday

They just can't part with it.

3catwoman3

(28,609 posts)

5. That's so bad...

Reply to johnp3907 (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 12:22 AM

Yesterday

…it’s good -

Sector 001

(176 posts)

4. Teeth are really just bones that you can lick 😁

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Fri Jan 9, 2026, 11:58 PM

Friday

lastlib

(27,571 posts)

6. Never iron a four-leaf clover......

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 12:25 AM

Yesterday

Don't press your luck.

The doctor said he could knock the patient out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an Ether/Oar situation.

lastlib

(27,571 posts)

7. A truck delivering hair to a wig maufacturer overturned on a mountain road.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 12:29 AM

Yesterday

Police are still combing through the wreckage. The driver was uninjured and in good humor despite his brush with death. He said that hairpin turn was pretty dangerous.

Endlessmike56

(120 posts)

8. A guy was touring an eyeglass factory

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 12:40 AM

Yesterday

He fell into one of the machines and made a spectacle of himself

JoseBalow

(9,182 posts)

9. My doctor gave me six months to live

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 12:41 AM

Yesterday

I told him I couldn't pay his bill, so he gave me six more months.

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