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jmowreader

(52,935 posts) Fri Dec 12, 2025, 01:14 PM Dec 12

What does Santa Claus actually do the rest of the year?

We know that on Christmas Eve Santa flies around the world delivering presents to all the good little boys and girls. But the rest of the year he has all his elves to do the admin crap like procurement and planning...so, does he just sit around drinking hot cocoa and smoking his pipe?

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What does Santa Claus actually do the rest of the year? (Original Post) jmowreader Dec 12 OP

Well, there is Mrs. Clause to keep him occupied... wcmagumba Dec 12 #1

I grew up with a bit of a Mrs. Claus crush. Aristus Dec 12 #6

know what you mean rurallib Dec 13 #13

The memories are strong... Aristus Dec 13 #14

He used to hang out at a favorite watering hole BOSSHOG Dec 12 #2

After a brief rest in the warm climate of Hawaii. He heads back to the North Pole and begins his list of Naughty and debm55 Dec 12 #3

Judge's people Endlessmike56 Dec 12 #4

Making that list is a full-time job! Intractable Dec 12 #5

Watching me when I'm sleeping... watching me when I'm awake... QueerDuck Dec 12 #7

He's justaprogressive Dec 12 #8

Well, there is the naughty girls list!🎅🏼 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 12 #9

Maybe Santa does sports and travel? Marthe48 Dec 13 #10

They are so hideous. CTyankee Dec 13 #11

Aw, they are part of my Santa collection Marthe48 Dec 13 #12

I apologize. Of course, as gifts from folks's hearts they are very heartfelt. Il va sans dire. CTyankee Dec 14 #16

OnlyFans. Xavier Breath Dec 13 #15

wcmagumba

(5,730 posts)

1. Well, there is Mrs. Clause to keep him occupied...

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 01:16 PM

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Aristus

(71,776 posts)

6. I grew up with a bit of a Mrs. Claus crush.

Reply to wcmagumba (Reply #1)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 03:48 PM

Dec 12

At least, the "Mrs. Claus"es in my Dad's Playboy magazines' December issues.

You GO, Santa!...

rurallib

(64,576 posts)

13. know what you mean

Reply to Aristus (Reply #6)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 06:48 PM

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Aristus

(71,776 posts)

14. The memories are strong...

Reply to rurallib (Reply #13)

Sat Dec 13, 2025, 06:55 PM

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BOSSHOG

(44,738 posts)

2. He used to hang out at a favorite watering hole

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Fri Dec 12, 2025, 01:20 PM

Dec 12

On a favorite Bayou in South Louisiana. Incognito of course. You Oughta hear Boo-Dro and Tee bado discuss incognito. Santa said it was a job requirement to maintain his jolly bod.