Oh, that?

I'm not snoring. I just dropped my Scrabble game.

There's only one Z in Scrabble. You used two. I'm going to advise your Scrabble buddies to check your pockets for extra tiles before the next game commences.

No more hustling Scrabble down at the local bar for a buck a game.

Sometimes, teams get a little loud (actually, really loud) so I go over the them and yell "Will you keep it down! I'm trying to sleep over there." The bowlers stop and it takes them about three seconds to process what I said and then they start laughing.

a little bit of everything!