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LuckyCharms

(19,294 posts) Fri Jan 10, 2025, 09:32 PM Friday

When he woke up, he staggered into a bar across the street.

Bartender says "Why the lawn face"?

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A drunk guy passed out face down on some freshly cut grass. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Friday OP

Bud-dum-dink oasis Friday #1

Boooooooo OAITW r.2.0 Friday #2

I hope True Dough Friday #3

If I sh*t on your joke, will it grow and get better? unblock Friday #4

Moe's Tavern? JoseBalow Friday #5

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1. Bud-dum-dink

Fri Jan 10, 2025, 09:37 PM

Friday

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2. Boooooooo

Fri Jan 10, 2025, 09:37 PM

Friday

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3. I hope

Fri Jan 10, 2025, 09:40 PM

Friday

Four Seasons Total Landscaping planted that grass!

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4. If I sh*t on your joke, will it grow and get better?

Fri Jan 10, 2025, 09:53 PM

Friday

/jk, funny joke, thx!

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5. Moe's Tavern?

Fri Jan 10, 2025, 11:29 PM

Friday