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LuckyCharms

(19,303 posts) Tue Dec 24, 2024, 08:51 PM Dec 24

DU management has asked me to remind you of the following rule this Christmas.

There shall be no cursing, biting, or expectorating.

All other forms of communication are permitted.

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DU management has asked me to remind you of the following rule this Christmas. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Dec 24 OP
Thanks a lot. OAITW r.2.0 Dec 24 #1
Mine too. But rules are rules. LuckyCharms Dec 24 #3
Sounds like a boring Christmas party. Irish_Dem Dec 24 #2
That depends on what you call them. LuckyCharms Dec 24 #4
you are hilarious! WhiteTara Dec 25 #27
You're too kind. Thank you. LuckyCharms Dec 25 #32
Fine, just throw tradition out the window. harumph. Think. Again. Dec 24 #5
UPDATE: I'm now told biting is OK, but not until the 26th. LuckyCharms Dec 24 #7
Yay! Biting on Boxing Day! Think. Again. Dec 24 #17
bite me Skittles Dec 24 #6
Sorry. it's not allowed. LuckyCharms Dec 24 #8
Do It On The 26th! ProfessorGAC Dec 25 #37
I can't. She'll kick my ass! LuckyCharms Dec 25 #38
Well, There Is That ProfessorGAC Dec 25 #39
This person likely would. Different Drummer Dec 25 #40
Thank but I'm heading up the road. magicarpet Dec 24 #9
Have fun. When you get old, there are no rules. LuckyCharms Dec 24 #10
They are all swingers though,.... so ya gotta be alert about STDs. magicarpet Dec 24 #11
I do that anyway. Doctor's orders. LuckyCharms Dec 24 #12
"hardcore elderly" LudwigPastorius Dec 25 #20
The horror! I searched it! quaint Dec 25 #23
Just to be clear, farting is OK? lindysalsagal Dec 24 #13
Yes. But you must remain in your own home. LuckyCharms Dec 24 #14
Whew! Ok, then! lindysalsagal Dec 24 #15
While standing in the crowded produce section is also acceptable. LuckyCharms Dec 24 #16
Blame True Dough Dec 25 #28
What about... 2naSalit Dec 24 #18
Good. So, an Aldis lamp is still AOK! LudwigPastorius Dec 25 #19
Oh f*ck i screwed up akready then. I said Figarosmom Dec 25 #21
Welp... Niagara Dec 25 #22
You're just going to have to develop more whilesome habits! LuckyCharms Dec 25 #35
I read that as to develop more "wildsome" habits! Niagara Dec 25 #42
I put my muzzle on. milestogo Dec 25 #24
How do you communicate by biting and expectorating on the internet? LiberalFighter Dec 25 #25
I do it by spitting on my phone. LuckyCharms Dec 25 #30
Oh, rats, I love to expectorate. 🥴 Polly Hennessey Dec 25 #26
Don't we all! LuckyCharms Dec 25 #36
Can I True Dough Dec 25 #29
Like I told you 20 times before.. LuckyCharms Dec 25 #31
31st time True Dough Dec 25 #33
I just edited it to 20 times from 29. LuckyCharms Dec 25 #34
Fuck, that bites so bad it makes me spittin' mad underpants Dec 25 #41

magicarpet

(17,215 posts)
9. Thank but I'm heading up the road.
Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Tue Dec 24, 2024, 09:15 PM
Dec 24

There is a nursing home for the hardcore elderly. They are having a Chistmas shindig. Boy do they party hearty. It is a bash 10X better than a Matt Gaetz get together. Food, liquor, drugs, and lavicious behavior. No rules, no regulations, and no recommendations of good conduct that must be followed.

magicarpet

(17,215 posts)
11. They are all swingers though,.... so ya gotta be alert about STDs.
Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #10)
Tue Dec 24, 2024, 09:24 PM
Dec 24

Scrub yourself with bleach and a wire brush as soon as you get home.

Niagara

(9,972 posts)
42. I read that as to develop more "wildsome" habits!
Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #35)
Wed Dec 25, 2024, 08:15 PM
Dec 25

I was going to say sure, no problem, Lucky!



LuckyCharms

(19,303 posts)
34. I just edited it to 20 times from 29.
Reply to True Dough (Reply #33)
Wed Dec 25, 2024, 06:47 PM
Dec 25

Because I thought it sounded better. Now you need to edit your post.

Did I wish you a Merry Christmas?

If not, Merry Christmas True Dough!

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