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Marthe48

(19,321 posts) Tue Dec 24, 2024, 11:49 AM 20 hrs ago

I combined a laxative with alphabet soup

I call the recipe 'letter rip'

(thinking of my raunchy brothers who would've started laughing before they finished telling this one!)

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I combined a laxative with alphabet soup (Original Post) Marthe48 20 hrs ago OP

Laxative and alphabet soup, that's pretty funny by itself. The punchline is hilarious Walleye 20 hrs ago #1

That'll put you on the pot for a spell. n/t Harker 20 hrs ago #2

Thanks Marthe48 At first I thought it was serious. Very funny. debm55 20 hrs ago #3

Recipe enid602 19 hrs ago #4

There's a thing called burping the alphabet Wicked Blue 19 hrs ago #5

I mixed sand, clay and lime in my soup. Sneederbunk 18 hrs ago #6

Was it pea soup? Wicked Blue 11 hrs ago #13

I hope you True Dough 18 hrs ago #7

That joke was Stollen. n/t Harker 15 hrs ago #10

Better Stollen True Dough 15 hrs ago #12

Somewhere down the line this could Alpeduez21 18 hrs ago #8

You could probably be a Trump speechwriter. JustABozoOnThisBus 17 hrs ago #9

Sounds like a call of doody. Niagara 15 hrs ago #11

Walleye

(36,386 posts)

1. Laxative and alphabet soup, that's pretty funny by itself. The punchline is hilarious

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 11:51 AM

20 hrs ago

Harker

(15,206 posts)

2. That'll put you on the pot for a spell. n/t

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 11:53 AM

20 hrs ago

debm55

(38,376 posts)

3. Thanks Marthe48 At first I thought it was serious. Very funny.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 11:53 AM

20 hrs ago

enid602

(9,086 posts)

4. Recipe

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 12:10 PM

19 hrs ago

I thought you might call the recipe ‘Trump Word Salad.’

Wicked Blue

(6,771 posts)

5. There's a thing called burping the alphabet

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 12:16 PM

19 hrs ago

Now you can take it a step further ...

Sneederbunk

(15,389 posts)

6. I mixed sand, clay and lime in my soup.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 01:16 PM

18 hrs ago

Then I ....a brick.

Wicked Blue

(6,771 posts)

13. Was it pea soup?

Reply to Sneederbunk (Reply #6)

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 08:48 PM

11 hrs ago

True Dough

(20,820 posts)

7. I hope you

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 01:28 PM

18 hrs ago

pinch many Christmas loaves, Marthe!

Harker

(15,206 posts)

10. That joke was Stollen. n/t

Reply to True Dough (Reply #7)

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 04:36 PM

15 hrs ago

True Dough

(20,820 posts)

12. Better Stollen

Reply to Harker (Reply #10)

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 04:47 PM

15 hrs ago

than swollen!

Ow, my hemorrhoids!

Alpeduez21

(1,874 posts)

8. Somewhere down the line this could

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 01:54 PM

18 hrs ago

Spell disaster

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,823 posts)

9. You could probably be a Trump speechwriter.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 02:14 PM

17 hrs ago

Surely, this would be an improvement.

Niagara

(9,882 posts)

11. Sounds like a call of doody.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2024, 04:42 PM

15 hrs ago

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