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debm55
(38,376 posts)LoisB
(8,999 posts)Karadeniz
(23,527 posts)corrupted Christianity into the class.
debm55
(38,376 posts)electric_blue68
(18,685 posts)I just haven't "looked it up" formaly in a long time, but I lean in that area since I left my Catholicism without becoming a Christian afterwards in my later teens.
Thanks for the "prompt".
gopiscrap
(24,216 posts)I recieved a doctorate in Sacred Music in October if just something I know a ton about, then the Kennedy Assassination
debm55
(38,376 posts)GreenWave
(9,440 posts)Mean Amazon smashed down the forest where the crows lived and the pesky squirrels were stealing treats we left out for them in hopes of keeping the crows alive.
Then construction began and in a matter of minutes a metal pole was affixed to an abandoned satellite dish. Holes were drilled to let the water out. The treats are now 8 feet off the ground.
The crows were distrustful of their human pals. Grackles were munching away. I was very forlorn. Then they blundered. Mamma Crow watched them land on the dish and munch away. Mamma Crow flew away. She came back with her Black Air Force. She barked out orders, one by one they landed at their aerial bistro. And soon they wolfed down all the treats. Now several share the dish at the same time.
Oh and the squirrel is now the forlorn one. It has no launch angle.
debm55
(38,376 posts)GreenWave
(9,440 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)electric_blue68
(18,685 posts)Walleye
(36,386 posts)I have heard its practically impossible to shoot one because they figure out the range of your gun and stay out of it
electric_blue68
(18,685 posts)they're quite smart. Occasionally there'll will be stories about people befriending crows, or visa versa.
GreenWave
(9,440 posts)They sometimes bring you shiny stuff like bubble gum wrappers, jewelry, etc.
electric_blue68
(18,685 posts)LoisB
(8,999 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)LoisB
(8,999 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)wryter2000
(47,595 posts)Not serious fiction.
debm55
(38,376 posts)wryter2000
(47,595 posts)Under the name Alice Gaines
debm55
(38,376 posts)rogerashton
(3,946 posts)I actually do teach in my field, economics -- the student expressed an interest in writing fiction as a vocation. We chatted. I made reference to subplots. She said, "what is that?"
chicoescuela
(1,642 posts)Teaching an upper level class to about a dozen students, all of which were undoubtedly smarter than I was. Longest semester of my life but had super support from my professor. He sat in on every class and assisted me. Thank goodness.
debm55
(38,376 posts)chicoescuela
(1,642 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)Solly Mack
(93,206 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)CTyankee
(65,269 posts)period, specifically Monet but several others, too that people may heard less of.
debm55
(38,376 posts)OLDMDDEM
(2,152 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)electric_blue68
(18,685 posts)agebra, trig, calculus.
I'm a visual artist so I think that makes some kind of sense.
And I follow the physical beauty of The Madelbrot Set zooms.
Historic NY
(38,043 posts)I had to teach several college classes for my masters. Mostly now a lecture here or there.
debm55
(38,376 posts)electric_blue68
(18,685 posts)I had a really good one in HS.
multigraincracker
(34,289 posts)and hope it carries over to every day life.
debm55
(38,376 posts)2naSalit
(93,420 posts)Basic civics or the dynamics of ecosystems with regard to keystone species or something like that.
debm55
(38,376 posts)Imalittleteapot
(3,392 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)Imalittleteapot
(3,392 posts)Oneear
(97 posts)In my Town of Cape Girardeau, MO, 95% of the community's Water Supply needs to be replaced. Make America Healthy Again, Donald J. Trump. Will you help Us? There is Grant Money in EPA.gov lead
debm55
(38,376 posts)Sneederbunk
(15,389 posts)Ziggysmom
(3,635 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)rurallib
(63,286 posts)and their effects on human culture
debm55
(38,376 posts)Aristus
(68,607 posts)Not the sanitized slaves were really just guest workers and the Vietnam War was a tragic but noble mistake history. But the real thing; warts and all.
I think my enticement to my students would be to tell them up front that I dont care about that bane of history courses: dates.No need to memorize dates, times, or even places.
When discussing an historical event, I dont need them to know the date it happened. I want them to understand the events contextual place in history, what events led up to and/or caused it, and how it precipitated the events that came after it.
debm55
(38,376 posts)history of the Native Americans and how they where used and mistreated by our government and also include their culture. No bullshit just the facts of their culture and lives.
Upthevibe
(9,247 posts)College and Career Readiness....
I wish this was a required class in all schools. It's required where I sub and the classes are amazing. One of the teachers has incorporated Financial Literacy and it's so amazing that a group of legislators came from Sacramento to observe a couple of years ago...
debm55
(38,376 posts)ProfessorGAC
(70,571 posts)Probably math or music.
I've done enough chemistry & physics in my life!
debm55
(38,376 posts)Mopar151
(10,190 posts)Especially including the story of Organized Labor. Few have heard of "The Coalfield Wars", or other massacres / "race riots" used to terrorize American workers.
debm55
(38,376 posts)workers and the Pinkertons. But students need to taught the value of Labor Unions. Great topic.
Unladen Swallow
(23 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)would be great.
EarthAbides
(110 posts)I am the best resume writer in the world!
Then I would teach doodling with alcohol markers for fun, creativity and stress relief.
And lastly, how to make fabric magnetic letters for toddlers to play with on refrigerators!
debm55
(38,376 posts)write one and went to a professional writer.
MiHale
(10,885 posts)Maximize your parcel of 1 acre or less for a more independent and healthy living.
debm55
(38,376 posts)Ive lived in a rural environment all my life.
We, are trying to live on a small parcel and make it efficient enough to thrive off of, still relying on a small town for its benefits. We have grown enough to last a year or more and trying to improve on that.
Were older and wish we were in out 40s doing this. So many ideas
so little time.
debm55
(38,376 posts)medicines. I would also include how the US government abused, and lied to them--the real history.
livetohike
(23,045 posts)flowers, trees, birds, animals, rocks. How to observe and identify.
debm55
(38,376 posts)livetohike
(23,045 posts)Im going to see if I can do some volunteering for interpretive programs at a local park down here (S.Carolina).
Behind the Aegis
(54,926 posts)Anti-Semitism would be one I would teach NOW. I have, in the past, taught courses on Queer history, both American and International. I would like to do one on Jewish languages. I would do one on Polari, as it fascinates me.
As a side note, what I wish had been offered: life skills; things like, how to maintain/purchase a car, how to maintain/purchase a home, interviewing skills, wills and the like, and other stuff that one has to muddle along with throughout life.
debm55
(38,376 posts)in the schools in your area? You do not have to be certified to teach electives or after school programs.
catbyte
(35,976 posts)I should have a PhD in it but...I procrastinated.
My motto:
debm55
(38,376 posts)WhiteTara
(30,207 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)WhiteTara
(30,207 posts):frown:
debm55
(38,376 posts)created in 6days. and another time the kids made a diorama of a dinosaur theme with human. OMG it looked like the Flintstones. Mother comes in as I suggested the boy remove the humans. Principal said to let it stay.
electric_blue68
(18,685 posts)You'd have done much better in a Liberal leaning school system!
Ah, well....
debm55
(38,376 posts)murielm99
(31,516 posts)I taught it at home to my kids.
LogDog75
(162 posts)I served in the AF from 1975-2003 and as you progressed through the enlisted ranks you'd be selected, based on rank, to attend an in-residence professional military education course. While in Germany in 1985, I attended the NCO Academy along with about 110 other NCOs. At the end of the course, I and four others were called to the Commandant's office. I knew I wasn't in trouble so I was trying to figure out why I was being called to the "principal"s office." It turned out, our instructors recommend the four of us to join the instructor staff. At the time I had was a bit of a nightmare assignment and I almost jumped at the chance because joining the Academy staff would cancel my assignment and get me out of that assignment. I choose not to accept the offer because I didn't want to "runaway" from my problem and in the long-run it was the correct decision.
So yeah, PME instructor would have been the class I'd like to have had.
debm55
(38,376 posts)LogDog75
(162 posts)The purpose of PME is to prepare NCOs for greater duties and responsibilities commensurate with their rank or upcoming promotion to the next higher rank. PME teaches NCO supervisory and management skills, leadership, communications (oral and written, and public speaking), military history, and drill and ceremony. Think of it as a training program for mid-managers. In a civilian company, there is little training when it comes to teaching supervising and how to manage people and resources. The AF decided decades ago that preparing NCOs through PME was the best way to provide a conduit for a trained NCO corps.
What I found interesting about the NCO Leadership School, NCO Academy, and the Senior NCO Academy was meeting other NCOs from different units and how they supervise/manage their people. In the AF, there are basically two types of personnel; line and support. Line personnel are the ones who are more associated with aircraft and weapon systems and support personnel are those in finance, medical, administrative, etc.. who take care of the line personnel and the rest of the base personnel. How line NCOs supervise their troops versus support NCO is totally different mainly because of the nature of the line and support jobs.
debm55
(38,376 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)radical noodle
(8,815 posts)Not because I'm an expert, but because it's so necessary these days.
debm55
(38,376 posts)spooky3
(36,413 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)spooky3
(36,413 posts)electric_blue68
(18,685 posts)Person is cooing over a kitten, or a teen cat.... kitten's "thought bubble"...
"Hello, slave"
😄
leighbythesea2
(1,217 posts)Includes art/hand work and technical preparation with software.
debm55
(38,376 posts)electric_blue68
(18,685 posts)as I passed throigh the hallway to go out for lunch, etc I passed a room where an artist was painting was painting a floral design!
I was excited to see that!
If there was/ were more artists - I don't remember.
So I'd drop in from time to time. Pre-computerized.
CrispyQ
(38,570 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)biophile
(443 posts)My very favorite class in college- and it was on a Saturday morning of all times!
debm55
(38,376 posts)Laffy Kat
(16,530 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)and meanings. Thank you very much
The Wizard
(12,936 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)The Wizard
(12,936 posts)the state of Texas wanted to outlaw teaching critical thinking in public schools. If critical thinking was a requirement in public schools people like Trump and his cult would never get near the levers of power. Texas: where the men are men and the sheep are nervous and Abbot is the ringmaster. What political party fosters ignorance and bigotry by appealing to the worst fears and lowest instincts?
I used to teach English to nursing students. One of my classes was on the way punctuation changes the meaning of an expressed thought. The lesson was that if your thoughts are not clearly written a patient could be seriously damaged or worse.
True Dough
(20,820 posts)Or would I?
debm55
(38,376 posts)thank you for sharing. Love, Debbie
True Dough
(20,820 posts)and, even acknowledging my warped sense of humor, that is something I would never joke about. But I will say this: you've turned into a wonderful human being despite it.
I hope you have a merry Christmas, deb!
debm55
(38,376 posts)never joked about my abuse. I would tell you if you did. Merry Christmas TrueDough. Blessings to you and yours. Love, Debbie.
True Dough
(20,820 posts)It's been a rough year in some respects, but you got through it. Hopefully 2025 brings much better things (despite who will be in the White House).
debm55
(38,376 posts)OldBaldy1701E
(6,601 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)dem4decades
(11,982 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)extra day off. Great idea to teach what to do on the extra day off or just some thing constructive on the times you do have off.
Polly Hennessey
(7,521 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)activities are endless. Even older kids. like to do activities tied into their subjects. I want to be in your class.
SWBTATTReg
(24,329 posts)or flies for mostly fishing on top water, or some jigs used for jigging fish underwater, mostly trout.
The topic would be called Fly Tying. Rigging up the flyrod too, would be an undertaking too. So many things to consider, weight of the line, the tip of the line, the amount of weights to us, the length of the flyrod to us (depending upon the stream being fished, the wind, etc.). Lots of things to consider.
debm55
(38,376 posts)love it. You even posted me a pic of the flies you made. Teaching older kids , you have to be very knowledgeable about what you are doing. And second, as with the K-6 , older kids love working with their hands. They get the reading and wring in other classes. You would offer a lifetime skill that they could make money on or use themselves. If you think about it , start as an after school club. You can do it you are talented.
MorbidButterflyTat
(2,635 posts)That's a joke.
Unfortunately I don't know anything anyone else would want to know.
debm55
(38,376 posts)child would want to have from you. Younger children get a rocking chair and read to them once a week. they will love it. Believe me they will cover you with love, hugs kisses and do I dare say this-snot. But as a former teacher of kids for 42 years they will remember you. Love , debbie. Think about it you have it inside of you.
Niagara
(9,883 posts)Driver's Education. Only 32 states require Driver's Ed. classes for beginners before taking the written and road test. These morons don't know how to read basic road and lane signs, can't drive the posted speed limit specially in school zones, act like driving in a right instead of a privilege and don't know how to maintain a safe distance and act like a bunch of moronic ramrodders. Gee, I wonder why vehicle insurance is so flippin' expensive these days.
American Sign Language. Not everyone is hearing capable. I'm losing my ASL knowledge.
Dating and Relationships. Not necessarily romantic relationships but all relationships. How to communicate, how to handle conflict, how to spot abusive and narcissistic behavior. What's gaslighting? A healthy vs. toxic relationship. Also, touching on mental health and meditation.
debm55
(38,376 posts)how much feet to given before using turn signals , difference between yield and merge. etc. PA did away with it. It also lowered the insurance rate if you took Driver's Ed. Now there is none of that. It's like everyone for themselves on the road today. It needs to be brought back to PA. I knew ASL as two of my cousins children are deaf. Great idea. The third sad to say is very needed. Findind a relationship on a website gives you very little room for really knowing the other. I might be a prude. but I do believe in knowing person first hand and even that is no guarantee that one will not be with an abusive partners. Thank you.
Different Drummer
(8,765 posts)I'm good at it and it's an important skill.
debm55
(38,376 posts)3catwoman3
(25,662 posts)I like to teach, and my favorite part of my peds NP job was always first time parents, and their new babies.
First time parents are very eager learners because, for the most part, they don't know anything, everything scares them, and they enthusiastically soak up every bit of information you offer.
The worries were generally over simple things and oftener than not, parents were easily reassured.
The earliest visits were typically the most gratifying. It was quite common to go into an exam room and see new parents with tense facial expressions and shoulders up around their ears. After 30 minutes with me, there'd be smiles on faces and relaxed shoulders, and it felt really good to know I had made people feel more comfortable and confident about caring for their babies.
Since retiring, this is the only part of my job that I really miss.
debm55
(38,376 posts)yourout
(8,130 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)Ocelot II
(121,460 posts)Tie it in with art history of those periods.
debm55
(38,376 posts)jmbar2
(6,229 posts)An important concept in the course is the structure of labor markets.
Different labor market segments have very different entry criteria, career growth paths, and returns on investment to education and training.
Sounds dry as a bone, but it would have kept a lot of folks from taking on so much student debt for careers that would never pay off.
debm55
(38,376 posts)Native
(6,671 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)Hekate
(95,274 posts)Three days dead in the Underworld.
Its a powerful and astonishing story, lost with the fall of Babylon, buried in the ruins of libraries written on clay tablets. We (or rather scholars of Greek and Latin until the Renaissance) had access to the myths of the Greeks & Romans in an unbroken line but this, this story of the Goddess named the Queen of Heaven and Earth, and the Morning Star and Evening Star, was only rediscovered a century ago. Publication of translations followed ever so slowly.
debm55
(38,376 posts)no_hypocrisy
(49,182 posts)1. Critical thinking
2. Deductive Logic
3. Recognizing Logical Fallacies pretending to be Logic.
debm55
(38,376 posts)lark
(24,336 posts)Living with an addict in your life would be another I could see myself doing - way more experience in that than I ever thought I'd have.
debm55
(38,376 posts)NNadir
(34,839 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)biophile
(443 posts)NNadir
(34,839 posts)...actinium itself, the 225Ac isotope, which is part of the extinct 249Cf decay series, but can be obtained from 233U created at Oak Ridge in the somewhat famous 1960's MSRE device. 233U decays to 229Th and then to 225Ra which in turn decays, via beta emission to 225Ac, which is isolated for medical purposes and attached to DOTA complexation agents on antibodies designed to attack cancer cells.
It's not a transuranium actinide.
There, now I got to teach some actinide chemistry, so my wish is fulfilled.
k55f5r
(458 posts)I was asked, and have been teaching welding to underprivileged adults in the community, with county backup and job services helping placement.
debm55
(38,376 posts)Merry Christmas to you
calikid
(630 posts)But, alas it's no longer needed with the invention of the box I'm typing on.....Behind the times i am.
debm55
(38,376 posts)Wicked Blue
(6,771 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)CousinIT
(10,474 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)ShepKat
(432 posts)I love it. no dependency on sustenance -
grow your own nutrition, medicine, beauty... so many reasons
debm55
(38,376 posts)mike_c
(36,383 posts)So that's the easy answer. Although I've lost some currency since retirement. I'm not good enough at any of my current activities to presume the knowledge to teach others. These days I'm the student, not the professor!
debm55
(38,376 posts)oberle
(66 posts)Both of which I know, with a DMA in organ performance and a 4th degree black belt in taekwondo. I can't figure out a way to combine them though.
debm55
(38,376 posts)jmowreader
(51,601 posts)Not trapping animals, but a different kind of trapping altogether.
When you print in color on a printing press, all the colors of ink that you use are applied in different places on the press. They're called units. All four to 12 units on the press - if you have more than six, you generally have a mechanism called a perfector between two units so you can print both sides of the sheet in one pass through the press - have to put the ink in exactly the same place on the sheet. We call this registration. Because the press is a mechanical device one or more of the units can drift just slightly out of register, and when this happens you can get little white lines between colored objects on the sheet. This looks terrible. "Slightly out of register" is measured in ten-thousandths of an inch.
To end the problem of little white lines, you make objects just a little bigger than the holes they are going in; this way, when the press goes out of register you don't get little white lines. This is trapping. One way to think of it is to consider a manhole cover: the cover is bigger than the hole so it won't fall in. That's trapping, but printers use ink instead of cast-iron discs.
Trapping is one of the black arts of printing because no two traps are alike. When I was still doing trapping - you don't trap a newspaper because you don't want to take the time to run a trapping routine on it, and you don't have to trap on an HP Indigo digital press because that system automatically adjusts register - I had four big presses and they all needed a different amount of trap. That's not the only thing you have to consider: the kind of paper you use, the kind of ink, the amount of water in your dampening system, the kind of fountain solution concentrate you use and the conductivity of the fountain solution, and even the time of day or the time of year can affect your traps. If you use too much it looks like everything has an outline around it, and if you don't use enough you may as well not have used any. You also need to look at the colors you're trapping: a red object sitting on a yellow background uses a different style of trap (this is a choke - you reduce the size of the hole) than a yellow object on a blue background (this is a spread - you expand the object), and black type on a background uses a completely different style of trap called an overprint where you don't knock the background out from under the type...unless the type is really big and then you do a choke because the background color will change the type color if the background is left under the type.
I think I'd buy a robe and pointy hat to wear to teach this because this is like Hogwarts School of Prepress, Witchcraft and Wizardry. But seriously, I have never seen such crappy traps as I have since people stopped burning plates from film. Absolutely NOTHING is trapped right these days.
debm55
(38,376 posts)a class in printmaking years ago in college. Loved it. HS newspapers leave a lot to be desired . Most schools have a career day. It would be nice to go in and speak with the classes. PS the do like propss
coprolite
(312 posts)Properties of soil, concrete and asphalt for engineers
debm55
(38,376 posts)Harker
(15,206 posts)"Hey... I'm trying to read!"
debm55
(38,376 posts)Harker
(15,206 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)Harker
(15,206 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,599 posts)...I'm not it. I'm a terrible teacher. Maybe they should use me as a bad example.
debm55
(38,376 posts)get out of the profession. Let someone who is good teacher love those kids , teach those kids and help them on their journey in life.
sakabatou
(43,249 posts)debm55
(38,376 posts)sakabatou
(43,249 posts)pandr32
(12,274 posts)Art! Hopefully, kids.
electric_blue68
(18,685 posts)Would have think just what type of art.