***REWARD***

EDDIE

Black Manx, white markings on belly. No tail.
Six years old, red collar with tags.
Overweight. Mews all day/night demanding attention.
Won't stay off counter tops.
Eats directly from unattended plates.
Knocks glasses/bottles/vases onto floor.
Various expensive ailments.
Doesn't do tricks or anything of interest.

Will give this cat to whoever returns my car keys, lost here last Friday.