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Harry's Lottery
Harry prays to God: "Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery."
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: "Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!"
The next day, Harry again prays: "Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!"
Suddenly he hears a voice from above: "Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket."
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: "Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!"
The next day, Harry again prays: "Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!"
Suddenly he hears a voice from above: "Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket."
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With my former husband.
He would say. If I won the lottery…
My answer-always…Buy A Fucking Ticket!
Cuz he never did but came off with that statement so many times! 