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Floyd R. Turbo

(29,215 posts) Fri Dec 20, 2024, 12:52 PM Friday

I bought a chicken to make sandwiches, but

all it does is chase the cat and crap on the floor!🤬

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I bought a chicken to make sandwiches, but (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Friday OP

Did you get one WITH fingers? underpants Friday #1

You too? Bastards! 🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Friday #2

I'll get my money back underpants Friday #3

About that! Floyd R. Turbo Friday #5

Has it crossed the road yet, Floyd? True Dough Friday #4

underpants

(187,331 posts)

1. Did you get one WITH fingers?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Dec 20, 2024, 01:01 PM

Friday

Sounds like my Temu purchase. Gotta check the details.

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,215 posts)

2. You too? Bastards! 🤬

Reply to underpants (Reply #1)

Fri Dec 20, 2024, 01:03 PM

Friday

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10182108618

underpants

(187,331 posts)

3. I'll get my money back

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #2)

Fri Dec 20, 2024, 01:04 PM

Friday

I bought a book on grifting should be here aaaaany day now.

Floyd R. Turbo

(29,215 posts)

5. About that!

Reply to underpants (Reply #3)

Fri Dec 20, 2024, 05:32 PM

Friday

Never mind!

True Dough

(20,835 posts)

4. Has it crossed the road yet, Floyd?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Dec 20, 2024, 01:38 PM

Friday

If so, please let us know why. It's been haunting us for years and years!

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