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kairos12

(13,320 posts) Mon Dec 16, 2024, 12:56 PM Dec 16

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A do-you-think-he-saurus.

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What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? (Original Post) kairos12 Dec 16 OP

Groaning-- Lulu KC Dec 16 #1

Hi Lulu. Here's my current fav I toss my granddaughter's way kairos12 Dec 16 #2

Great one! Lulu KC Dec 16 #3

I like that one, I haven't heard it before Walleye Dec 16 #4

Lulu KC

(5,010 posts)

1. Groaning--

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2024, 12:57 PM

Dec 16

and hoping I can remember it for six days before I babysit our grandchildren!

kairos12

(13,320 posts)

2. Hi Lulu. Here's my current fav I toss my granddaughter's way

Reply to Lulu KC (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 16, 2024, 12:59 PM

Dec 16

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He needed space.

Lulu KC

(5,010 posts)

3. Great one!

Reply to kairos12 (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 16, 2024, 01:04 PM

Dec 16

Bookmarking so I can take both with me--if I can remember to look for the bookmark!

I know, I'll tell my husband now. He remembers all my jokes for me.

There's a very funny one about two parrots and all I can ever remember is the punchline: "Your prayers have been answered." I'll have to ask him for the rest of that, too.

Walleye

(36,390 posts)

4. I like that one, I haven't heard it before

Reply to kairos12 (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 16, 2024, 01:07 PM

Dec 16

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