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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(135,503 posts)
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 06:05 PM 5 hrs ago

Jeff Tiedrich - Captain Crazypants says Iran gave him a 'prize,' and it's definitely in the room with us right now

as Donald Rumsfeld so wisely counseled us during the Great Iraqi Bed-Shit twenty years ago, sometimes you go to war with the deteriorating dumbfuck president you have, not the deteriorating dumbfuck president you want.

seriously, this is stupidest don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war ever. here’s a bone-crushingly moronic thing Preznit Fuckwit actually said yesterday.



“they’re gonna make a deal. they’re gonna make a deal. they did something yesterday that was amazing, actually. they— gave us a present, and the present arrived today. it was a very— big present worth a tremendous amount of money. and, I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but, uh, it was a very significant— uh— uh— prize.”

what in the small-batch artisanal fuck is Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants blithering about?

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/captain-crazypants-says-iran-gave
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Jeff Tiedrich - Captain Crazypants says Iran gave him a 'prize,' and it's definitely in the room with us right now (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 5 hrs ago OP
everyone within range of shitstain lapfog_1 5 hrs ago #1
Did they slip him nerve agent? ChicagoTeamster 5 hrs ago #2
So sick and tired of a President with the vocabulary of a kindergartener. Diamond_Dog 5 hrs ago #3
Apparently Iran let a tanker through or Buzz cook 4 hrs ago #4

lapfog_1

(31,892 posts)
1. everyone within range of shitstain
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 06:08 PM
5 hrs ago

needs to wear a dosimeter.

Geiger counter would be advisable.

Apparently Iran still has a lot of enriched uranium for some reason.

Buzz cook

(2,896 posts)
4. Apparently Iran let a tanker through or
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 06:27 PM
4 hrs ago

there was a error with the ship's location beacon. Either way it's good news for Trump. (do I have to add the sarcasm tag?)

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