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FakeNoose

(40,005 posts)
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 08:53 AM Monday

The Borowitz Report: The Best Thing That Happened in 2025



Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/the-best-news-of-2025

The holiday season offers many reasons to celebrate: Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa, to name just three. This year, however, I am celebrating a joyous event that eclipses all others: the unexpected but much-wished-for departure of Rep. Elise Stefanik from politics.

It’s enough to make even the most ardent atheist reconsider things.

Let me start by saying something nice about Elise Stefanik: She went to Harvard. Then again, so did the Unabomber. You might think it’s unfair to compare Stefanik to the Unabomber, and it is—to the Unabomber. For all his flaws, he was way more ideologically consistent than Stefanik.

There really are two Elise Stefaniks: Original Recipe and Extra Crazy.

Original Recipe Stefanik was first elected to Congress in 2014, when she was often referred to as a moderate Republican. Nowadays, “moderate Republican” means anyone to the left of Heinrich Himmler. But back then, before the extinction-level event known as Donald Trump, there were still some House Republicans who could pass as rational beings. Stefanik belonged to her party’s centrist Tuesday Group and was ranked by Georgetown’s Lugar Center as one of the House’s most bipartisan members. (At the time, she touted both distinctions; today, each has been deleted from her congressional website like an embarrassing ex cropped out of a profile pic.)

During the 2016 presidential campaign, Stefanik continued to exhibit signs of sanity. She supported the candidacy of someone with government experience — Ohio Governor John Kasich — and criticized the foreign policy “knowledge” of the former reality show host running against him. In October 2016, she said of Trump, “His statements regarding NATO, his statements regarding Putin, regarding some of the positions in regards to Iraq that he made, regarding the oil fields — I absolutely oppose those.”

But one month later, Trump won — including in her upstate New York district, which had gone for Obama twice. And so began the congresswoman’s rapid devolution into a Donald Trump tribute act.
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This is such a great write-up on the spinning-flop career of Elise Stefanik. Please read the rest on The Borowitz Report.

I particularly love Andy's descriptions of all the about-faces she did once Chump was installed in the White House... to the detriment of her own voters in Upstate New York. Stefanik finally has learned the value of a Chump "endorsement" - it's not only completely worthless but also totally unreliable.

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The Borowitz Report: The Best Thing That Happened in 2025 (Original Post) FakeNoose Monday OP
She is so unlikable PatSeg Monday #1
That may be a big part of her "problem". calimary Monday #2
That's sounds about right PatSeg Monday #6
"... she has the charisma of a sewer rat"!!! calimary Monday #7
I was going to say PatSeg Monday #8
I was born in Glens Falls, NY and lived in Hudson Falls, NY for about 23 years. patphil Monday #3
The Poster Girl for LOADS (Loss of Any Dignity Syndrome) johnnyplankton Monday #4
Couldn't agree more. Shameless sycophant who found out that with Trump, loyalty only goes one way. surfered Monday #5
Thanks for this from NY-21!!! Rhiannon12866 Monday #9

calimary

(88,863 posts)
2. That may be a big part of her "problem".
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 11:28 AM
Monday

I don’t know much about her, but it’s tempting to suspect that she resents not having gotten much - um - “attention” from him.

Just a guess.

PatSeg

(51,975 posts)
6. That's sounds about right
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 02:12 PM
Monday

I think we all knew people like her in school or the workplace. She is hyper ambitious and will do or say anything to get ahead. That fact that she went from moderate to full-on MAGA pretty much tells us everything we need to know about her.

Add to that the fact that she has the charisma of a sewer rat, I am surprised she has gone as far as she has.

calimary

(88,863 posts)
7. "... she has the charisma of a sewer rat"!!!
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 07:14 PM
Monday

I will LOVE LOVE LOVE quoting that!

There’s gotta be an award for that one! A glittering, star-studded award ceremony for that one!

PatSeg

(51,975 posts)
8. I was going to say
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 10:09 PM
Monday

"the charisma of a damp dish rag", but I felt it was a bit too understated.

patphil

(8,670 posts)
3. I was born in Glens Falls, NY and lived in Hudson Falls, NY for about 23 years.
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 11:29 AM
Monday

It always bothered me to see someone as bad as Elise Stefanik representing that district in the House.
I always felt she was representing herself instead of the district...definitely looking for a way upward all the time.
So, we have one more year of her, and then she's gone.
I like how that feels each time I think or say it.

johnnyplankton

(597 posts)
4. The Poster Girl for LOADS (Loss of Any Dignity Syndrome)
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 11:33 AM
Monday

It spread like wildfire through the Republican party in 2016 and has reached epidemic proportions in 2025.

surfered

(11,107 posts)
5. Couldn't agree more. Shameless sycophant who found out that with Trump, loyalty only goes one way.
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 11:50 AM
Monday
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